
Bastard the Cycad Me and my gymnosperm friends, hanging out with the pteridophytes - they're fern guys.

Bastard the Cycad has some photos of him in his new pot...

Bastard the Cycad CO2 + 2 H2O + photons → (CH2O)n + H2O + O2

Bastard the Cycad really missed his mum while she was away in Spain. But he hopes she'll treat him to some chicken poo later.

Bastard the Cycad is delighted to see Jose Cuervo the Agave is outside now, and hoping cousin Knobjockey the Dioon will join them all soon.

Bastard the Cycad thinks spring should hurry up and get here because he's fed up of sheltering behind an Aspidistra.

Bastard the Cycad is enjoying the glorious sunshine and hopes Mum will give him a special treat of chicken poo tomorrow to help him grow big and strong.

Bastard the Cycad is respiring rather than photosynthesising, as it's dark.

Bastard the Cycad is sitting in the garden photosynthesising.

Bastard the Cycad Hey, cousin Woody from South Africa is on Facebook too! Check out the Encephalartos woodii page!

Bastard the Cycad Perhaps "victim" would be a better word than "fan"?

Bastard the Cycad Me and my gymnosperm friends, hanging out with the pteridophytes - they're fern guys.
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