
Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
If Meat is Murder, Brawndo is an accomplice.

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
You wouldn't happen to be a Norse Viking from the year 700 or so, would you?
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
Remember! don't crush somebody's skull without their permission! and make sure nobody's using it at the time!

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
We're delivering this stuff to stores as fast as we can... we should have most of the country covered very soon

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
Hey Aaron, u'll get those sample cans soon!

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
We're getting it in stores as fast as we can, we should have a lot more stores signed on after everyone gets back in town after new year's!

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
we're working on Brawndo in all 50 states, so nobody has to drink out of the toilet! I'll post the info as I'm able to confirm where it's in stock.

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
We're working on as wide distribution as we can get, a lot of our distributors are gone for the holidays. I'll post all the in-stocks as I get them.

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
Hey guys, I posted a huge-ass list of the stores that we are in in Massachusetts that have Brawndo IN STOCK. I'll keep compiling lists for each state. We're blowing this thing up nationally as fast as we can, but if we're not in your area yet, you can still get it on drinkbrawndoshop.com or at thinkgeek.com.
Massachu...setts store list is here:
http://snipurl.com/1vwfa

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
we're working on nationwide retail right now, but in the meantime the webstore is in stock: www.drinkbrawndoshop.com
and our portland and boston guys just reordered and have it in stock as well, so if you're in those areas, i can get you exact stores if you want.














