Brian's Belly Sam: What's going on, Normie? Norm: My birthday, Sammy. Give me a beer, stick a candle in it, and I'll blow out my liver.
Brian's Belly You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline--it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -Frank Zappa
Brian's Belly Hey you mugs, thinkin’ ain’t drinkin’. -Moe Syzlak
Brian's Belly If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. -Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
Brian's Belly The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. -Humphrey Bogart
Brian's Belly People who drink light beer don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Brian's Belly Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -Kaiser Wilhelm
Brian's Belly Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry
Brian's Belly You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -Dean Martin
Brian's Belly All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. -Homer Simpson
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