
Moira You are especially great on shake day, because ice cream makes me want water.

Kunal Basu-Dutta become more full and then maybe we can restart our amour

Wai why are you empty all the time

Kevin Meil yea yea its great and all but lets be brutally honest and address the fact that when its running low and you walk up to it and tilt it over delicately to drain the last of its contents you often look into you cup and find various green specks, algae blooms, and the occasional tapeworm. the moral is, dont push your luck... or you'll be forced to confront the seedy underbelly of the complimentary water syndicate.

Ari If any part of my tuition goes towards your upkeep then clearly no amount of money was better spent.

Ramona Martinez
I didn't want to tell you this on your facebook wall, but I only use you when I'm out of flex points.
I'm sorry, but, it's really time I told you the truth about our relationship.

Khalid so cold and refreshing. even when you are empty, I know that you will always be there to quench my thirst when it really matters.

Zachary completely clutch

Wai
why is it always so cold
how is that possible

Allison McCaffrey yesterday, i filled up my entire nalgene bottle with its delicious icy goodness. it made my day.

Raisa
today, i was at the c-shop water cooler. they had just filled it up, so i ran over and got two cups' worth. as i walked away, a c-shop employee said, "dang. save some for the fishes."
FML.

Alex Warburton you are the only one for me—we all know that water fountain by hutch is actually just a diseased whore.

Nina OMFG I freaking love getting free water!!! So much better than that bottled bullshit!

Graison Now I'm thirsty.





