
CK Goldiing would love you to take advantage of the FREEBIE comedy night he’s appearing at. Venue: SHEFFIELD HALLAM UNION, Sunday 15 November, 8pm. Approx 5-10 stand-up comedians (with some prat called ‘CK’ opening the evening) PLUS, live acoustic music!! ALL FOR THE HEFTY COST OF ZILCH!! You coming to play? xx

CK Goldiing makes absolutely NO apologies for the uncharacteristically bad language, break-neck pace, poor grammar or general rage in today’s audio blog… because frankly, the sooner today is over, THE HAPPIER I’LL BE!! Click on the audio file titled: ‘a God awful day…’ to listen. (Left-hand-side of this page) Now, unless you have some long-legged jeans for sale… leave me alone.

CK Goldiing is approaching the ONE YEAR milestone for this page. I am embarrassed to acknowledge that so far it’s all been ME, ME, ME!! So, I would love to learn a little more about you guys… QUESTION: How do you prioritise the following things? (Please SEE BELOW and re-arrange as appropriate

CK Goldiing openly admits… as I gently caressed my testicles for worrying lumps this morning, I felt a little dirty. Well, even homeless tramps deserve a little affection… and to be fair, he wasn’t actually that dirty!

CK Goldiing finally received a “FU*K OFF” letter from FHM ‘Stand-up Hero’ this morning. Hee hee… let’s move forward together friends… the road to fulfilment is littered with potholes, speed bumps, dog poo and dead cats:)

CK Goldiing thinks is highly bizarre how ALL stand-up comedians, without exception, think it’s their duty to tell funny, intricate, well-crated, hilarious jokes. I disagree entirely. Click below… :)

CK Goldiing
Music is my best friend in the whole entire world. There’s nothing I enjoy more than music… including comedy.
So, you can imagine my horror to host a music gig where 95% of the audience readily chatted among themselves during ALL of the band’s performances!!
Still… it was a pleasure to meet the event organisers… two gents!
[I dedicate this video to Matthew Loxley… a top guy]

CK Goldiing is putting some material together for the music gig he’s hosting tonight. Music + comedy… will it work? Well, the organiser wanted to set his gig apart from the usual run-of-the-mill music nights, so, will his out-of-the-box thinking pay off? I’ll keep you updated via THIS PAGE as things progress… stuff like: “Ha Ha, they like me!” or “Shit, this is going terribly, terribly wrong… HELP!!”

CK Goldiing
As today is a day of trickery
and general tomfoolery, here’s bit of chicanery from a few months ago…
digitally re-mastered for the YouTube generation,
It still tickles me that this
pricing anomaly was allowed to grace the shelves of Britain’s largest retailer…
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBD5Z7fnW 10

CK Goldiing is quite literally GOBSMACKED!!!! The UK’s comedy bible (chortle.co.uk) has today uploaded one of my ‘Mock The Week’ animations to its website… calling it ‘YouTube Clip Of The Week’. Oh my sweet Lord…thank you Chortle’s Steve Bennett!!! Click below…

CK Goldiing will pay actual legal tender to anyone who can match my tale of embarrassment for TODAY. There I was, on a bus, listening to music (through headphones) on my mobile phone. Suddenly, my headphone jack slips out of the port - transferring audio to the PHONE’S IMPRESSIVE SPEAKERS… while simultaneously unveiling the laughable vision of a 29-year-old man listening to KELLY CLARKSON!! Oh, my God…

CK Goldiing has added his forthcoming gig dates to this page, in case anyone wants to come and see a guy (with curiously long arms and a girly laugh) stand on stage and play with words. metaphors and anicdotes. Click below… :)

CK Goldiing is like… you know…? so, like, OH MY GOOD?! You know…? like… I’m just SOO, like… exciiited?? You know?? LIKE, OH MY GOD??! [PLEASE NOTE: This status only works if read in an American accent - placing question marks where question marks have no business being placed] Click on my profile pic and read the bumf beneath it for the cause of my joy… I’M COMING HOME!!!!:)
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