Captain Pigheart

The Grim Bastard, in a port nearer than ye wish

Captain o' the Grim Bastard. Also captain until recent-like o' the Good Ship Lollipop. Gaaargh. I be a handsome devil with a fondness for grog and ye ladies. If ye be lookin' for a hookin' then ye be in the right place. Arrr, I be a pirate to sweep ye off ye feet (or foot. This old sea-dog understands ye needs.) and show ye a fine time with me seamen. Me interests be diverse as ye may see below; 'tis likely we'll have some common touchin' ground to break into ye fondlin' phase what I likes to think of as 'Ignatius Time'. So, if ye be seekin' direction o' a manly kind be makin' ye way to the docks when the moon be bright and waxin' in a way conducive to makin' ye skin prettisome. Ye cap'n awaits. (read less)

Captain o' the Grim Bastard. Also captain until recent-like o' the Good Ship Lollipop. Gaaargh. I be a handsome devil with a fondness for grog and ye ladies. If ye be lookin' for a hookin' then ye be in the right place. Arrr, I be a pirate to sweep ye off ye feet (or foot. This old sea-dog understands ye needs.) and show ye a fine time with me seamen. Me interests be diverse as ye may see below; 'tis likely we'll have some common touchin' ground to break into ye fondlin' phase what I likes to... (read more)