Chuck Kirkindall is an incendiary social critic and Satirist, Political Philosopher and sort-of-comedian who is NOT for the feint of heart. "All my heroes are dead, so here I am carrying on the torch. OH JESUS! The torch just burned off my arm!"
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- Location:
- Jonesboro, AR, 72401
- Birthday:
- January 18
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2 of 6 albumsSee All
Geeky things I LOVE!Updated about a week ago
October 21, 2009Updated about a month ago
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Events
2 past eventsSee All
- Comedy Night Wednesday at the ...
The BRICKHOUSE Bar and Grill of Jon...
Wednesday, October 21 at 8:30pm - Non Profit Food Pantry Comedy ...
Jonesboro Forum Theatre
Friday, September 11 at 8:00pm
Chuck Kirkindall : Just when I think Hollywood can't sink any lower in Quality (transformers 2), I see Jim Cameron's AVATAR. This was the most beautiful movie experience of my entire life. I highly recommend everyone see AVATAR. It is a beautiful story of peace and love against all odds and how a Peaceful race CAN overcome War Mongers.
Chuck Kirkindall : If you're on facebook and you have NUDE photos of your babies, then you should be taken out to the curb and shot. I was looking at some replica movie props on some guys facebook page and BAM, all the sudden he has nude photos of his kids. Just naked. Nude Babies. What the hell is wrong with you people?
Chuck Kirkindall : Boxers, Briefs, or no undies?????
Bob Talbot Do not underestimate the Gallagher. Check out the YouTube link in the article.
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The original prop comedian is extremely angry at Detroit, people who drink, the world’s so-called leaders, and all those idiots in comedy, and he doesn’t care who knows it.
Chuck Kirkindall : Why can't all Hollywood movies be as good as Lord of the Rings?
Chuck Kirkindall : Someone saw my "Geeky things I love" poster and asked me: What's your favorite Geeky thing? Man, thats hard. The MOST geeky thing I love is Star Trek. What about you? What's your Favorite Geekiest Thing?
Bob Talbot
Here Chuck I wrote you some jokes: "Man I saw a REPUBLICAN today! He
sure was STUPID! Did you guys hear about JESUS? Man that shit is
RIDICULOUS! Did you give all of your belongings to the poor today or
did you MURDER and RAPE the WORLD by ENJOYING ONE THING instead of
WRITHING in AGONY at the COLLECTIVE SUFFERING of t...he PLANET? EVERY DAY
I LIVE IS TORTURE PLEASE KILL ME I'M SO ALONE... I'll be here all week
folks thank you try the veal." If those aren't funny it's because I'm a social critic/satirist/political philosopher. If they are funny then I'm a comedian.
Chuck Kirkindall : How should we celebrate the torture and murder of God's Son? With PRESENTS of course!!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't think about the fact that this holiday literally dishonors the man who was murdered, just open your gifts from Best Buy! Enjoy the DVD box set!
Chuck Kirkindall : I saw a Blind girl yesterday at the book store. I spoke with her, she was very nice. She was born 100 percent blind. Sweet girl, very nice. She also had Make Up on. I can't figure that one out. "New from Revoln, Sightless Makeup! Because You're Worth It.... even thought you'll NEVER see it!"
Chuck Kirkindall : Steven Tyler of Aerosmith is SO brave for going into rehab. I loved his Press Release. What courage. Someone give him a hug and a pat on the back. Then feel free to shoot him in his Fucking Face. Where is Rage Against the Machine when I need them?!
Chuck Kirkindall : Some young movie starlet dies, and everyone is stunned and offers condolences. Yet 2 Firemen are burned to death a few hour ago and nothing. When will this obsession with Fame end, and the protection of human life begin? RIP to the Firefighters who died.
Chuck Kirkindall : 910 BILLION DOLLARS is what American's are spending on presents this Christmas. Jesus would be SO proud of all the money spent in His name. Over 1 Billion people on the planet live on less than 1 dollar per day. God Bless this "Christian Nation."
Chuck Kirkindall : Remember Thích Quảng Đức, a man more dedicated than you and I will ever be..........
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