
Chuck Norriz There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norriz's computer. Chuck Norriz is always in control.

Chuck Norriz The last digit of pi is Chuck Norriz. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norriz Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norriz can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norriz Chuck Norriz's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norriz They once made a Chuck Norriz toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norriz The quickest way to a mans heart is Chuck Norriz's Fist.

Chuck Norriz For Chuck Norriz, every street is "one way". HIS WAY."

Chuck Norriz Chuck Norriz doesn't throw up after a long night of partying, he throws down!

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Chuck Norriz Chuck Norriz secretly sleeps with every woman in the world-as a result, they bleed once a month

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