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Clark Griswold
Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody.
~ Phyllis McGinley
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Will 2K - Will Smith
Clark Griswold
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I
have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want
him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane
with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with
a big ribbon on his head, and I want to lo...ok him straight in the eye
and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten,
four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred,
overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless,
hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped,
worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's
the Tylenol?
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Christmas Vacation (1989) -Clark Freaks Out- When he doesn't receive his long-awaited Christmas bonus, Clark (Chevy Chase) loses it and gives an angry rant about his boss.
Clark Griswold Squirrel!
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Christmas Vacation (1989) -"Squirrel!"- A squirrel wreaks havoc on the Griswold home.
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Uncle Lewis: Hey Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.
Clark: Aw, you didn't have to get me anything.
Uncle Lewis:
Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.
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Christmas Vacation (1989) -Turkey Dinner- At the family feast, Aunt Bethany (Mae Questel) recites the Pledge of Allegiance and the main course withers.
Clark Griswold Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
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Christmas Vacation (1989) -Cousin Eddie and Snot- Clark (Chevy Chase) entertains Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) and his repugnant dog.
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I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between
the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
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Christmas Vacation (1989) -Downhill Fast- Clark's (Chevy Chase) toboggan ride on a waxed saucer goes horribly wrong.
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of
the holiday air... an bottomhole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical
toilet into my sewer...
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Christmas Vacation (1989) -Eddie's Sewage- To Clark's (Chevy Chase) horror, Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) empties his septic tank into the storm sewer.
Clark Griswold 250 strands of lights, 100 individual bulbs per strand for a grand total of 25,000 lights! Drum roll please!
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national lampoons christmas vacation - 250 strands of lights
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I just love Christmas shopping. ;)
Tis the season to be merry.
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Christmas Vacation (1989) -A Bit Nipply Out- Clark (Chevy Chase) gets tongue-tied with the saleswoman at the lingerie counter.
Clark Griswold Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
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Christmas Vacation (1989) -"Bend Over and I'll Show You"- Clark (Chevy Chase) lets his neighbors know where they can stick the Christmas tree.
Clark Griswold had a wonderful time yesterday! We picked out the perfect Christmas tree and had an old fashion Christmas tree trimming. Now Russ and I are going to start working on the Christmas light display! This year, I have two hundred and fifty strands of lights!
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WPTV News5's Carolyn Scofield reports on a Palm City Christmas House that features 40,000 lights synched to music, a garage filled with Christmas wonder, and a family that has been decorating for over 40 years.
Clark Griswold is kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.
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if you went hand to hand towards the window, you could have planted your feet in the screens and climbed back up to the roof? ;)
Clark Griswold won big at Thanksgiving bingo!! Isn't she glorious! The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
