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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody
caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody
caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being
caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there an...y
questions?" At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"
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Funny Age Quotes:
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.Bob Hope.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... Sir Norman Wisdom
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave... you? Old too soon...smart too late. Mike Tyson
You know you're getting fat when you... can pinch an inch on your forehead.John Mendoza
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. Robert Quillen
People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. Geoffrey Parfitt
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Whena Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" her
But when a boy cries---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"
If A Girl slaps a Boy----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy .........Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"
If a Girl
is talking to Boy...s----------------- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy
talks to a Girl------------------------ He is "flirting"
If a Girl meets
with accident ------------ -------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a
Boy meets with same accident -----------? - --?------"Don't you know
how to drive stupid? LOL
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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes
steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesth...esia.....why don't you try
again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid
Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit
in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you
after
years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just
the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I
was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter
hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your
mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now
it's in flames!!!
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Thanks Vasant :)))))
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A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer
asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn’t
know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every
time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn’t know the
answer to, the law...yer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars. So the lawyer
asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the
Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer
five dollars. The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four
legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but
finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked
her what the answer was and without a word the blonde gave the lawyer
five dollars.
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