Corona

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There’s not much you can say about the Wandering Gringo, except that once a year on that very special Mexican holiday, May 5—Cinco de Mayo, he comes out of his adobe dwelling, which is located somewhere on the baja peninsula next to some good surf. Great surf actually. ... Some say he is closely related to the big man—Santa Claus. Or it could be Santa on a vacation, no one knows because anyone who does claim to see him is usually already shit-faced. The Wandering Gringo can usually be seen smoking Cubans but his trademark is a never-ending plastic bag filled with limes. He does this because there will be many boy drinkers and girl drinkers who are in need of limes for their ice cold Coronas on that very special day…of the dead.With his poncho and sombrero, in an attempt to fit in, he is pulled on his long board by eight tiny migrant workers who also helped him fill his bag with limes. Don’t worry, the Wandering Gringo pays well. However, if you’re naughty and drink light beer, he will never visit and give you his precious limes. Light beer = no limes, so don’t piss off the Wandering Gringo or his eight tiny migrant workers / posse. Especially Diego. Diego hates light beer but he loves cowboy boots, so if you want to get on Diego’s good side wear cowboy boots, a short skirt, and panty hose. The Wandering Gringo, will also like it, but ultimately he says whether you will be the lucky recipient of a plastic sack full of magical fresh limes. So if you’re lucky, next Cinco de Mayo, the Wandering Gringo may show up, drunk. He may not know where he’s at, but you can be sure he will have his bag of limes. If he does then you know you witnessed a Cinco de Mayo Miracle. Of course, if your lying face down in a gutter, that’s another story. ‘You better watch out You better not drink corona light Better drunkenly shout I'm telling you why Wandering Gringo is coming to town He's making a bag And filling it twice; Gonna find out Who wants limes Wandering Gringo is coming to town He sees you when you're peeing He knows when you're drinking He knows if you've don’t have bags of limes.'