Correct Spelling, Punctuation and Apostrophe Use
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Correct Spelling, Punctuation and Apostrophe Use

 
Hannah Dvorak-Carbone

Hannah Dvorak-Carbone From our weekly community newspaper, two examples of why spell-checkers can't fully replace copy editors:
- a mention of a dog wagging its "tale"
- a description of a "bridal path" in a local park

Ron Sharp

Ron Sharp "In the WCCO webcenter you'll be able to chat live on-line, view exclusive video and photo's ..." The plural of photos is now photo's? Also, is it on-line or online?

49 minutes ago · Report
Ron Sharp
Ron Sharp
Jo, I wondered about whether it might be on line. So we have three choices: on-line, online or on line.
9 minutes ago
Ron Sharp
Ron Sharp
By the way, this is the second time in recent days that I have come across photo's as the plural for photos.
8 minutes ago
Jo Oliver

Jo Oliver
Apostrophes. My major bug-bear (I have never seen that expression written down, funny that). When at school I learned a simple rule: if a word has been made from 2 words, and letters missed out, put an apostrophe in there. If it's a word expressing belonging (genetive) like "Dave's dog" the apostrophe is replacing lett...ers, as in "Dave, his dog". I remember that fine. Why do few other people? It isn't hard.Read More

about an hour ago · Report
Jane Coupe
Jane Coupe
I concur.
38 minutes ago
Jane Coupe
Jane Coupe
with Jo on apostrophes: It isn't hard, but, then, we're the grammar natzis
37 minutes ago
Mary Frances Vookles Pitts

Mary Frances Vookles Pitts grammar natzi sounds good to me...........

about an hour ago · Report
Jane Coupe
Jane Coupe
Oh, yes, nazi...absolutely correct. Forgot. But I wasn't all that keen on the word myself; I like Victoria's suggestion!
33 minutes ago
Obie Williams

Obie Williams Does anyone else abhor the term "cash money"?

2 hours ago · Report
Jane Coupe
Jane Coupe
Roger and Joe: Bravo
33 minutes ago
Vickere
Vickere
Obie, to me it's funny in a Saturday Night Live "Cheebugga--Cheebugga" kind of way. Think of the late John Belushi saying it in Grammurai attire (have you seen his Samurai Optometrist bit?).
28 minutes ago
Kelly Stevenson

Kelly Stevenson I became a fan of this page so I could point out that the apostrophe is a punctuation mark. Your title is redundant.

2 hours ago · Report
Dan Razzell
Dan Razzell
Kathleen, you're right!
7 minutes ago
Obie Williams
Obie Williams
Nancy, I'm saying that "punctuate" and "use" are verbs, not "punctuation" and "spelling use".

Dan, thank you for restating. I posted that immediately upon awakening this morning and it could have used some revision.
5 minutes ago
Pierre

Pierre I thank you for the welcome. I am writing English and I read here for information. I write to Alice please no fight because I can not be Johnny Depp. I am Pierre. I have the photograph professionnel. I am modele. Thank you.

4 hours ago · Report
Jane Coupe
Jane Coupe
Who could forget about Pierre, for Pete's sake??
about an hour ago
Vickere
Vickere
Clay, clam it! I want to see more photos of Johnny Depp (I mean, Pierre), preferably shirtless! Johnny, honey (oops, Pierre), post here all you want, especially if you're the one holding the poorly written signs.
20 minutes ago
Nancy Glista

Nancy Glista Aside from the now well-discussed British aversion to commas, does anyone see a problem with this title: "Healthy Eating, Hygiene and Proper Hand-Washing"?

4 hours ago · Report
Vickere
Vickere
Nancy, my issue is that I don't think there are enough obsessed fans of clean hands to keep a proper dialogue going, not to mention that said dialogue would likely be utterly devoid of plays on clean words, double-enhygienes, and the like. In short, I believe it would be dreadfully dull.
16 minutes ago
Joe Dewberry

Joe Dewberry One thing I have a terrible time with is the new "like gibberish" you hear spoken by people under the age of thirty. I'm dreaming of one day interviewing a college graduate and shifting the focus of the interveiw from his/her skills, ability and intelligence to the proper use of the word like.

5 hours ago · Report
Clay Watkins
Clay Watkins
I assume, like, you meant to say, "One thing with which I have a terrible time..." Like, right?
4 hours ago
Roger Cloake
3 hours ago
Vickere
Vickere
I think it would have been clearer if "like" had been quoted alone, with its partner "gibberish" standing outside the quotes. I had to get to the "like, you know" comment to realize the complaint was about "like".
14 minutes ago
Silvie

Silvie there were seven dwarfes in a bath all feeling happy so happy got out

6 hours ago · Report
Clay Watkins
Clay Watkins
Don't get me started on the dwarfs versus dwarves dilemma or I'll halve to leave.
4 hours ago
Vickere
Vickere
Roger, I thought that was "candle."
13 minutes ago
Barry

Barry Did you know that the amount you care about apostrophes and petty gramatical errors, is inversely proportionate to the amount of good sex you've been having recently?

I readed it in won of them 'book' things.

7 hours ago · Report
Vickere
Vickere
Obie, your word "incredibly" didn't make it through the FB filters.
10 minutes ago
Obie Williams
Obie Williams
So it didn't. Shame. Maybe they're jealous. :D
9 minutes ago
Lissa Berger

Lissa Berger I simply wait for all Americans to speak proper English.

7 hours ago · Report
Roger Cloake
Roger Cloake
That's Humpty Dumpty's dictum! "When I use a word, 'it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less."
3 hours ago
Roger Cloake
Roger Cloake
Strike that redundant apostrophe.
2 hours ago
Tara

Tara Early this week I saw a greeting on a marquee that said:
Happy



Thank's



Giving
Before I could get back to it to take a picture, it had been changed to:
Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm just glad I'm not the only person who noticed the error.
Aloha from Kauai!

8 hours ago · Report
Clay Watkins
Clay Watkins
I find the islands of Hawai`i a grammatically problematic place, what with their infernal backward apostrophes (called `Okinas indicating a glottal stop).
3 hours ago
Obie Williams
Obie Williams
I don't like punctuation marks telling me what to do with my glottal.
2 hours ago
Obie Williams

Obie Williams I've decided to adopt the word "fuckaround" as a noun. Examples include:
"I'm going to need to see a marked reduction in fuckaround in this place."
and
"That guy is no fuckaround."

11 hours ago · Report
Clay Watkins
Clay Watkins
A Check book might also be a book owned by a Checkoslovakian.
3 hours ago
Obie Williams
Obie Williams
Czech? Check!
2 hours ago
Alan Cashin

Alan Cashin The Koreans, Italians and possibly others spell phonetically (intentionally). I vote the method to 'Correct spelling' is to alter the spelling to fit the language.

11 hours ago · Report
Roger Cloake
Roger Cloake
"Correct" pronunciation?! In the UK alone, ignoring for the moment all the colonials ( :-b ), there are numerous regional variants. In Liverpool, "fair" & ""hair" are pronounced "fur" & "hur". Do you propose to re-educate the entire Scouse nation? Brave.
5 hours ago
Clay Watkins
Clay Watkins
As narcissistic Americans (a phrase some might call redundant) we abhor being ignored, even for a moment.
3 hours ago