Cut Me Deep Inspirations

FASTERCHILD has had a Dual Car DVD Player in his vehicle for a long time now, until he finally cracked and couldn't deal with how horrible of product it was. Apparently, it stopped playing most CD's, barely played DVD's, and had problems picking up radio stations. As you will see, FASTERCHILD has had enough! It's time ...to funnel all that pent up rage towards the source. So he grabbed a baseball bat, and let the emotions fly. Hope you enjoy the show! Were sure FASTERCHILD did.Read More

At our Last Spring Party held at Public in Middletown, CT, we decided that we want to know if people know just how to "seal the deal". We figured that instead of having everyone remove their clothes and start screwing each other, it was best to show their skills by trying to pop balloons between each other. There were ...5 teams of 2 and the team that popped 10 balloons the fastest won the grand prize. The prize was a CMD Shirt and some KY Message Oil. It started out simple enough, but by the end things started getting complicated. I suppose it's harder to pop balloons between people than we thought. Abby and her friend Evan ended up winning the prize. Congrats to you both!Read More

At our Last Spring Party held at Public in Middletown, CT, we thought it would be a great idea to have a contest based around putting condoms on fallic-looking vegitables. So, our host, Scatty Do Do went out in the crowd to find people willing to take part in this contest. When he came back, he had a line of drunk wome...n just waiting to participate. To win this contest, one of the girls had to be the first to put three condoms on a cucumber and take them off. For some reason, most of these girls felt the need to make up their own rules. The girl on the far left started eating her cucumber, the girls in the middle decided to start early and mess each other up. The birthday girl just didn't seem to understand what was going on. The girl on the far right actually completed the task and ended up winning the contest. She won a CMD Shirt and a bunch of condoms. Congrats to Amy for winning!!Read More

At our Last Spring Party held at Public in Middletown, CT, we started off the contests with the Pick-Up Line Contest. The rules were pretty simple. Try to pick up the birthday girl with your best pick-up line. Whoever had the best pick-up line won the prize. The prize was a CMD Shirt and little black book to keep the n...umbers of everyone you pick-up in order. As you will see, things went pretty well until some drunk girl took over the mic and decided that it was her event, and she could do whatever she wanted. For some reason, she thought it was proper to try and sell off one of her friends to the crowd. We were all pretty taken back and struck in awe that she would do such a thing, but whatever, that's just how CMD parties go. Congrats to the winner! We hope you enjoy the CMD Shirt and Little Black Book. Since you've apparently got the skills to pick-up ladies, try to not let your girlfriend catch you.Read More

At our Last Spring Party held at Public in Middletown, CT, we ended the night with the Best Dressed Lady and Gent Contest. Even though we clearly put this contest on the flyers and our website, not too many people actually dressed up very nice. In fact, there was some jerk (think his name is Patrick) who just wore a wh...ite t-shirt and thought he could enter (idiot). There were also a couple of lasies who asked if they could just strip down to their underwear and enter... buuut we didn't think the bar would appreciate it. Anyway, the rules are pretty self explanitory. Whoever was the best dressed man or woman wins the prize. The prize included a grab bag full of different products, such as a beach towel, KY Jelly, sunglasses, hair gel, condoms, a hair brush, and many other things. Estimated value of each winners grab bag was about $60. For the guys, Derrick ended up winning. But, we personally thought that the last guy was dressed pretty freakin' snazzy. For the women, the Birthday Girl (Brittany) ended up winning. Congrats to you both!!Read More

At our Last Spring Party held at Public in Middletown, CT, FASTERCHILD was spinning some of the best techno heard on this side of the ocean. This is just a small clip of what he was playing and how he does it. His set included such genres as Happy Hardcore, Drum and Bass, Breakbeat, Breakcore, and House music. It kept ...everyone dancing it up all night long. Keep an eye out for more events featuring FASTERCHILD and you will know just what we're talkin' about.Read More

At this party we had an amazing time!! Held at Public in Middletown, CT, we decided to throw a party that would not only let people have an amazing time, but also test their "game" for the upcoming summer. We designed a bunch of contests to help people test their skills in the art of seduction and we gave out some real...ly cool prizes that were based around summer activities and hooking up ;) All in all, this party was a huge success! FASTERCHILD was DJing the event, pumping out some of the best techno ever heard by human ears, which of course, got everyone moving. Public supplied all the booze and was had some really kick ass drink specials running, which we would like to thank them for. On top of all that we had a boat load of contests and prizes. Like The Pick-Up Line Contest, Sealing the Deal Contest, and of course The Best Dressed Guy / Gal Contest. We spent almost $300 on prizes, and most of it was for the grand prize, best dressed contests. Anyway, everyone had an awesome time and we would like to thank you all for coming! We hope to see you at our next event :)Read More