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misterwallace: @the_c_word Ok. But I worked on it (and you stole it), plus your tweets are pretty dodgy in general. If Twitter = pub, you = scary drunk.
Bailey
Bailey
lol, that's exactly why I'm not there, instead, I'm on the dance floor!
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misterwallace: @GlossalFragster If they call, I shall answer!
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misterwallace: Hey, I recorded a li'l show in Glastonbury: The Nation's Playlist, Radio 2, tonight at 10. If you fancy it. Love your socks, btw.
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Kristina
Kristina
Wow, AND they're fully licensed? I'm there.
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Daniel
Daniel
i'd happily sleep in mud to see blur and fleet foxes, i hope your not wearing that suit it looks expensive lol.
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misterwallace: @AndyVale not the way blitzer did it...
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misterwallace: I love this. Couple of kids remade the Yes Man trailer, shot-for-shot... http://bit.ly/18RLqk
Lucy
Lucy
Loved the kids version.very funny! XX
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misterwallace: Wow - lots of people saying I will laugh *and* cry... And one person saying better than my favourite film, King of Kong... Looking forward..
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misterwallace: @madelineLsmith was trying to upload something a vid!
Vanessa
Vanessa
What is with all the Danny Wallace updates? I don't get it!!!!
Natalie
Natalie
yeah I'm confused!! much love lol
Lara
Lara
He's a legend
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misterwallace: @TinaHighflier Remind me closer to the night, and I'll sort
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misterwallace: @TinaHighflier Sure I can get you in. Let me know.
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misterwallace: @alex_reuben get well soon!
Cathy
Cathy
it's almost worth joining twitter to be able to follow these conversations.
Ravenna
Ravenna
This isn't twitter!
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misterwallace: @jakeyapp That I will! Hey, we going to work together again soon?
Christopher
Christopher
i love Danny wallace. Status updates rock! keep on it Danny! Karma Army 4eva!
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misterwallace: @jonronson is that cool? If so great! She only likes slapstick though. Thanks in advance.
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misterwallace: @simonpaddon I think that's the way the audiobooks should be heard. Well done!
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misterwallace: @melodyhellyeah I'll put it on the website in next few days
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misterwallace: @Blakey1927 Pleased should have had a 'd', before you say it...
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misterwallace: #followfriday the USA's top celebrity @arthurkadeinc - top comedy producer @stevedoherty1 - top pal @wagmarshallpage - As you were. x
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misterwallace: @Blakey1927 Please to be forgiven though!
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misterwallace: @jonronson might I recommend @dannybeck. HUGE fan of yours and Britain's nicest man.
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misterwallace: @kelica21 hi Kelly - Karushi handle this stuff for me - they have corporate info. cheers
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misterwallace: Sorry. That @lee_mack was a fake. @collingsa has confirmed. Will be far more careful in the future. For all I know, *you're* fake, too.
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misterwallace: And James, star of the inbetweeners too! What other wonders will today bring? @james__buckley
Daniel
Daniel
Hi Danny Wallace, you've done some crazy things in your life, you fancy being my token 'famous person who reads my blog?'
I've been told its good - just looking for a famous person to read it - so i can put 'as read by Danny Wallace' whenever I advertise it anywhere? Up for it?
http://million365.blogspot.com/
Please say yes
Dan
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misterwallace: @timminchin You still down the road this week? Let's DO this!
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misterwallace: @Lee_Mack You can get it for £2.50 if you just photocopy it yourself
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misterwallace: @Wispywillow it is - I'll put more details on site in next coupla days..
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misterwallace: I find it worrying that as the years pass, I begin to look more and more like my passport photo.
Paul
Paul
yes i start to look more like your passport photo everyday. cant fathom it.
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misterwallace: @ElisaBlix it seems May 17th is alive and well here.
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misterwallace: @NatDK some kind of Norwegian tradition. I'm getting used to mine though...
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misterwallace: @jonronson I've always thought that too!
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misterwallace: I'm wearing red dungarees and a tshirt with a baby's face on, in a big purple mobile disco in Oslo, while 12 Norwegians sing Monty Python.
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misterwallace: Costcutters appearance cancelled - found some milk. Apologies if you've booked transport etc. Keep your eye on my website for details.
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misterwallace: @purplekat99 aw, so pleased he won. Great speech too.
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misterwallace: @PeteyBennett hey Pete! How you doing?
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misterwallace: @chrisv_nantes it was a loooong, tough night is all. Not seen it. Glad you thought it was ok.
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misterwallace: I like it when you're stuck in traffic and suddenly 40 minutes worth of cyclists turn the corner. http://yfrog.com/3oh3opj
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misterwallace: Every day there's a standoff with the security guard at 6Music. Won't let me in as he insists I'm work experience. Must've heard the show.
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misterwallace: In car on way to do 6Music Breakfast Show. On a bank holiday. To no listeners.
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misterwallace: Bank holiday beer with Rich. We had Cambodian, Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, Turkish, American, Swiss and Antipodean listeners today. Great!
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misterwallace: @drink_feck_arse yup! I'll send a thing!
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misterwallace: @Hamer30 we're on it. Will's off to get the requirements.
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misterwallace: @markcrosby Good work, Mark's wife. I thought you could only get it in prison libraries. Apologies if your wife is a felon.