David Sedaris
For starters, Santa didn’t used to do anything. He’s not retired and, more important, he has nothing to do with Turkey.
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Location:
London, United Kingdom
Birthday:
December 26, 1956
 
Dohyun Kim

Dohyun Kim why don't you come to Korea?people loves you here.

Allegra

Allegra you were fantastic last night during your Honolulu show, and after the 2 1/2 hour line to see you! thanks so much for coming here.

Wade

Wade I keep having to buy your Carnegie Hall CD because I share it with everyone (and never get it back...). I love your "six to eight black men" story. An American classic. So thank you.

Pernilla Esbjörnsson

Pernilla Esbjörnsson We have the same birthday Mr Sedaris! Mail me if you ever come to Sweden. Me and my 16 years old son are big fans and we read your books out loud and scream with laughter. Please swing by Sweden! We have smokes.

Aram Chenensky

Aram Chenensky You would be fun at a dinner party. I'm gonna have one soon.

Kendra Parks

Kendra Parks I had the best time at your show last night! Thank you for coming out to Honolulu! It was fabulous!!

Michael Golojuch Jr

Michael Golojuch Jr I cannot believe that David was trying to convince my mother to slap me while he was signing her book tonight. Oh I guess I should expect the unexpected from David!

Jessica

Jessica Thank you thank you thank you for coming to see us in Hawai'i. You really do have to go to the Big Island next time.

Wes Hunting

Wes Hunting It tiz a long way from Stopher Hall.

Fri at 1:56pm · Report
Nancy Pants

Nancy Pants Mr.Sedaris,
I have let my A>D>D go since I have found you ...how adore you and your work!
your devoted reader

Nancy Pants

Melissa Yoder

Melissa Yoder how do i love thee? ... let me count the ways ...

Lisa Middleton Dierken

Lisa Middleton Dierken Dear Mr. Sedaris - There is a state that is located below Indiana and above Tennesse called ken-TUCK-ee that is not the cultural wasteland everyone thinks it is. Please come and speak there sometime. Beginning of May would be a good time for you to come - especially if you like watching the horses run.

Marissa Alberico Rutkowski

Marissa Alberico Rutkowski I have my son quoting your mother: "Love? I love a good steak cooked rare. I love my cat. And I love Tums." He's been quoting it since he was 2.

Matthew Alexander Azrieli

Matthew Alexander Azrieli Alright,
all religious views must be set to David Sedaris so as to more accurately reflect the magnitude of his work.
Who is with me?

November 4 at 7:38pm · Report
Julianna Krueger Dauble
Julianna Krueger Dauble
I,sir, am with YOU!
Thu at 5:29pm
Alma Fellows

Alma Fellows This is the girl from Austin that you apologized a thousand fold to. Thanks for all your work!