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- 2009. A look at a year that changed us. 8:42am Dec 31
- We Are Contador’s “Yes Men” 3:49pm Dec 30
- First Salvo Of Socks Arrive, Crashes Imminent, Stevil Teaches Class 3:38pm Dec 28
Evil Cycling can we reach the 300 friend (enemy) mark by midnight? Go!
Just kidding. I don't remember any of it, save for the fact that we found a new team girlfriend Now fuck off.
Pharmstrong is talking about us to the Dutch media! We have Fragile, 90125, and Close To The Edge, that we play on the Astana team bus. We do sing-a-longs to Roundabout when Johan is overseeing our injections. We do Chris Squire's dry cleaning, we babysit Steve Howe's kids, and we administer ...
Evil Cycling Methinks thou dost protest too much, Pharmstrong.
Evil Cycling really what relevance does Operacion Grail have to anything in 2009/10? Manzano told us all that stuff already.
The first batches of socks made their way to their new owners, and the bizarre behavior has already started, reports say. There have been several nun kickings reported, as well as foot-up-the-bosses-ass resulting in a spike in the unemployment rate...
Evil Cycling hopes that your Christmess sucks a mile of donkey ass. Jesus didn't exist, and you suck. Happy Helladaze!
Evil Cycling Seems ze French have found somezeen! Vy do zey love cancer so much? Ha! Got a sawbuck says Pharmstrong walks away clean again...
Just a bunch of crap, really. Silly stuff, silly string, silly soda (that's beer) and silly people. Silly like Darth Vader riding a bike. You gotta hand it to those Chad Vader writers, they're pretty good. So we hope with all hope that you are getting a cold for Christmess, or ...
Evil Cycling asks that you please ask a few friends to be "fans of Evil" for Christmess. Please. Thank you. GFY.
Evil Cycling Donkey Punches for everyone!
I do. Now do us both a favor and get to church. Don't forget to smuggle in a little bit of peanut butter to spread on the body of Christ. Just because he died for your sins doesn't mean he shouldn't be delicious.
