Dudley B. Dawson's Life in the Cubicle

Unfortunately, your colleagues are morons and don't have instincts. Thus, the need for the unwritten rules of the office. Here are 15 rules regarding arriving to the workplace:

Albert Einstein once said, "If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies.... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it."

Wikipedia says that motivation is "the activation or energization of goal-oriented behavior". A motivated coworker reads this definition and immediately associates it with work. An ...

Every workplace is filled with people that don't understand proper cell phone etiquette. To help your moronic colleagues, here are 10 unwritten rules of cell phones at the workplace:

Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE! Smokey: Huh? Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul. Smokey: Bull****. Mark it 8, Dude. Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. ...

1. It is highly offensive, and you might get fired.2. You are fat, and you are willing to wear a tight costume.3. You are fat, and you are willing to let everyone know you're fat.4. It is absolutely ridiculous, ...

Receiving a meeting invite in your inbox can be frustrating and annoying. Typically, it's because you are a lazy bastard who doesn't want to do anything at work. However, sometimes it's due ...

A cinnamon raisin bagel is just one unfortunate result of coworkers who don't understand the unwritten rules of the office.

Their population might be shrinking, but smokers are still prevalent at the workplace. Smokers are a unique bunch, and to celebrate their behaviors, here are the seven habits of highly addicted smokers at the workplace:

A great illustration of how inferior products attempt to constantly rebrand themselves with new logos. Unfortunately, they just keep getting worse for Pepsi. Photo from Consumerist.com. View their article here.

If you find yourself sitting on conference calls or meetings all day long at work, you aren't alone. There are thousands of corporations with a culture centered around unnecessary meetings and conference ...

Most managers in Corporate America are clueless. It's not an opinion. It's a fact. Most corporate cultures are geared to care more about your physical presense than the results you produce. ...

After one week of voting, 2009's Worst Cubicle in the World contest finally has a winner. Congratulations to Connie Finch who was awarded the grand prize with the submission of the Stuck in the Hall "cubicle" photo.

Absolutely no one is aware of this, but August is National Inventors Month. All these years you thought August was just something between July 4th and Labor Day. Not anymore.