
Clemens Center
It's been 20 years since Homer first uttered the immortal, "D'oh!" and we haven't been the same since!
Come celebrate 20 years of the most subversive nuclear family in television, and the longest-running comedy in TV history! Then go home and watch the Anniversary Special on FOX-- "The Simpsons 20th Anniversay Special...-- in 3-D, on ICE!"
We'll have plenty of delicious food by Hill Top Inn, great music, and video highlights from 20 years of Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Homer, Marge, Mr. Burns, and everyone else in Springfield! Celebrate the Simpsons and support the Clemens Center at the same time!
http://www.thesimpsons.com/about/
Time:5:00PM Thursday, January 14th
Location:Clemens Center

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Clemens Center presents TWELVE-TWENTY FOUR Tuesday, December 29, 2009, 7:00 p.m.

Clemens Center Hot off the virtual press... Natalie McMaster!
www.stargazette.com
Natalie MacMaster, a fiddler who specializes in the sounds of her native Cape Breton, will perform a Christmas show Monday at the Clemens Center in Elmira. MacMaster's 'Christmas in Cape Breton' program begins at 7:30 p.m.

www.festivusbook.com
Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us shows in hilarious detail the stunning, bizarre and controversial ways real people all over the world are actually celebrating the holiday most learned from Seinfeld (a popular television series from the 1990s).

Clemens Center Festivus Fundraiser tonight 5-7 at the Clemens Center!

Clemens Center While you're hiding out from today's nasty weather, click on over to the Clemens Center's website and order your tickets to Thursday night's Festivus Party fundraiser! Great food, great company, great entertainment, and a $5 gift certificate to the Christmas House with each purchase!
www.clemenscenter.com
Avoid commercial holiday stress with this celebration for the rest of us*. Featuring innovative catering by Hill Top Inn, a cash bar, and music in the lobby, plus always something to watch on the big screen! Eat, drink, be merry, and support your favorite performing arts center all at the same time!...

Clemens Center Don't forget Festivus-- Thursday 5-7 at the Clemens Center-- happy hour fundraising to warm the heart, fill the tummy, and spread holiday cheer!

Clemens Center December 10th Festivus Party Menu from Hill Top Inn-- Meatloaf, Hill Top's Famous Potatoes au Gratin with Ham, Spinach and Artichoke Dip, Fruit Salad with marshmallows, Port Wine Cheese with Fritos, and Deviled Eggs-- YUM!

Clemens Center A little Festivus background in preparation for next Thursday's party!
en.wikipedia.org
Festivus is a non-denominational annual holiday created by writer Dan O'Keefe and introduced into popular culture by his son Daniel, a scriptwriter for the TV show Seinfeld[1][2] as part of a comical storyline on the show. ...

Clemens Center Thanks to all who came out and supported the Center last night, and special thanks to the Christmas House for donating gift certificates and to Hill Top Inn, who fed us all tremendously on their very busy wreath-lighting night! Next party-- December 10th-- Festivus for the Rest of Us-- get your tickets now, and get a Christmas House gift certificate!

Clemens Center Garlic pizza...vegetarian lasagna...macaroni & cheese-- an all-vegetarian comfort food festival tonight! And don't forget the Birthday Cake! Cake cutting at 5:30!
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