
Emperor Andy Next time, let's put homing beacons on the concubines so we can find them again.

Emperor Andy I am the Fan with which you are about to collide.

Emperor Andy Regrets. I have them.

Emperor Andy It's the weekend. Deploy the Harem. Widest possible dispersal.

Emperor Andy Equality through conformity.

Emperor Andy As I used to tell my wife, you should've thought about that before you got married. Correction: ex-wife.

Emperor Andy Sometimes an obelisk is just an obelisk.

Emperor Andy What's the opposite of a miracle? That's what we have right now.

Emperor Andy When they outlaw laws, only outlaws will have laws.

Emperor Andy Harem Try-Outs begin tomorrow! Be sure to fill out your form. From the looks of it, most of you ladies are filling out your forms quite well.

Emperor Andy All's well that

Emperor Andy I regret I have but one clone to give for the Empire.

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"Forget not my scheme," Shakespeare spoke in a low voice. Creeping down the ceiling of the corridor, Rockel could just barely make out what the bard said. "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."Some of the hostages, presumably the lawyers among them, gasped in terror."Hold. ...

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