Emperor Andy
Emperor of Earth and all her Satellites both Natural and Artificial
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The Empire
Location:
Cary, NC
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Courtney
Courtney
Lormarev
Lormarev
Annette
Annette
 
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy Next time, let's put homing beacons on the concubines so we can find them again.

about an hour ago
Julie Jones
Julie Jones
You will have to put them some place they cannot remove them ....themselves. Trust me on that.....
45 minutes ago
Greg
Greg
Approved!
40 minutes ago
Emperor Andy
Emperor Andy
Julie, I think you need to be in charge of that.
6 minutes ago
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy I am the Fan with which you are about to collide.

Yesterday at 2:40pm
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy Regrets. I have them.

Fri at 11:34pm
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy It's the weekend. Deploy the Harem. Widest possible dispersal.

Fri at 1:52pm
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy Equality through conformity.

Fri at 5:33am
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy As I used to tell my wife, you should've thought about that before you got married. Correction: ex-wife.

November 18 at 6:13pm
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy Sometimes an obelisk is just an obelisk.

November 18 at 11:17am
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy What's the opposite of a miracle? That's what we have right now.

November 17 at 1:09pm
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy When they outlaw laws, only outlaws will have laws.

November 16 at 8:51pm
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy Harem Try-Outs begin tomorrow! Be sure to fill out your form. From the looks of it, most of you ladies are filling out your forms quite well.

November 16 at 1:07pm
Lormarev
Lormarev
Lame.
November 16 at 2:47pm
Emperor Andy
Emperor Andy
Your form was illegible.
November 16 at 8:50pm
Angie Lapino
November 17 at 7:59am
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy All's well that

November 16 at 10:16am
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy I regret I have but one clone to give for the Empire.

November 15 at 11:49am
Emperor Andy
Source: thehayworth.blogspot.com
"Forget not my scheme," Shakespeare spoke in a low voice. Creeping down the ceiling of the corridor, Rockel could just barely make out what the bard said. "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."Some of the hostages, presumably the lawyers among them, gasped in terror."Hold. ...
Emperor Andy
Source: thehayworth.blogspot.com
NYC - The city that never sleeps was roused from its insomniatic daze today when the illegitimate clone of Shakespeare stormed the Empire State building, overpowered the security guards, and sealed the ...
Emperor Andy

Emperor Andy Humanity suffers from an embarrassing Addiction to Water. We need desperately to develop water alternatives. Coffee, as we have discovered, is not a perfect solution. It contains some water and is therefore only a temporary staving-off of a long term problem.

November 13 at 4:47pm
Melissa Zeph
Melissa Zeph
did you read that they found water on the moon? your next kingdom awaits
November 13 at 9:39pm
Emperor Andy
Emperor Andy
Yes, the Lunar people claimed they had no water. They shall pay for this outrage.
November 14 at 9:26am