
Franklin Delano Markovelt Franklin now has two fans from Australia. Global domination will follow.

Franklin Delano Markovelt If the compost bin is placed within swatting distance, well, who really is to blame for the coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor?

Franklin Delano Markovelt Napping = necessary, and not just alliteratively

Franklin Delano Markovelt That the help thought "salmon" on the shopping list meant crappy canned salmon instead of thinly sliced lox from Zabar's is appalling. Heads will roll.

Franklin Delano Markovelt Franklin now has a fan in Australia. It's about time.

Franklin Delano Markovelt A belly full of trout is the same as rose-tinted lenses.

Franklin Delano Markovelt 'Tis better to have swatted and missed than never to have swatted at all.

Franklin Delano Markovelt Franklin is now accepting speaking engagements to help inspire the younger generation.

Franklin Delano Markovelt Franklin is heightening security.

Franklin Delano Markovelt Franklin thinks the quilt looks much better bunched in a ball on the floor.

Franklin Delano Markovelt When in doubt, smack it out.


















