Friday Funnies

, Another random jokeChecking the menu, a restaurant customer ordered a bowl of vegetable soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right under the bowl on the tablecloth. He called the waitress over and said, "It's all wet down here. ...

5 of 6Thanksgiving day was approaching and the family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small ...

5 of 29A comely redhead was thrilled to have obtained a divorce and dazzled by the skill and virtuosity of her lawyer, not to mention his healthy income and good looks. In fact, she realized, she had fallen head over heals in love with him, even though he was a married man. ...

, Another random jokeAn attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, 'I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. ...

, Another random jokeAt a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember the faithful dead... As the church grew quiet, a little boy sitting in front of me turned to his father and said excitedly, 'Dad, you have some of their albums!'

, Another random jokeMy pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the restrooms at his church and, after two weeks, took them out. I asked him why and he confessed they worked fine, but, when he went in there, he saw a sign that read, "For a sample of this week's sermon, push the button!"

, Another random jokeA horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. ...

, Another random jokeThis Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. ''Say, Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?'' She told him, ''Because he was conceived during ...

1 of 1The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said 'who owns the big white horse outside?' The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, 'I do... ...

1 of 83"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."Next JokeRandom Joke