Simultaneously titillating, repulsive, and insightful advice from a 237-year-old bisexual Civil War veteran hungry for love.
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- Location:
- Cornhole, Wyoming
Fugly Slut
Fugly Slut is embalming a camel. Don't ask.
Fugly Slut longs for teen peen.
Fugly Slut is playing The Humpty Dance on the tuba.
Fugly Slut is glueing a photo of a nude boy scout on her vision board.
Fugly Slut Fugly's Halloween Wisdom
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I find Kim Kardashian's ass to be alluring, yet a disgusting blob at the same time. Just what is going on under there? Do I even want to know?
Fugly Slut Why did a crop duster just spray liquid Valtrex over Fugly's covered wagon? Hmph!
Fugly Slut is weaving a dreamcatcher out of her pubes. Fugly hopes to catch some sexual dreams.
Fugly Slut is enjoying the refreshing raindrops on her bazooms.
Fugly Slut is putting on her birthday suit and steering the covered wagon towards Texas... it's Mike Faerber's birthday!! *Salivating*
Fugly Slut A stoolpan full of new wisdom from Fugly....
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Why is everyone content to get married, buy a house, and have babies? I want to answer the call of the wild and hump anything with a boner.
Jacquie Koenig Ma, I thought your last name was with two T's. Has my birth certificate been wrong this entire time?
Fugly Slut is tweezing grey hairs out of Mr. Stoolmaker's penis.
Fugly Slut is splitting a roasted pig with Mr. Stoolmaker for supper.
Fugly Slut fished a snapping turgle out of Graham Cook's anus.
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