Gary Floater
Legendary country songwirter from Miami, Missouri.
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Gary Floater Tribute Record

A Hero Never Learns:
The Songs of Gary Floater

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That's When the Eagle Screams add
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Stand Back Boys I'm Fixing to Care add
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Gary Floater

Gary Floater watch out Luby, i got hungry eyes

Gary Floater

Gary Floater he just stared at me. so i said im sorry but i cant be expected to remember every Tom Dick and Harry that saves my life

November 11 at 9:12pm
Gary Floater

Gary Floater my windsheilds filled with future things / and my rear view's streaked with tears

November 11 at 6:46am
Daniel Crowther
Daniel Crowther
and the pages of ol hugh hefner to show the honeys of year...
November 11 at 7:32am
Gary Floater

Gary Floater reviewer says: the songs are filled with "cliche"- hello, i can't speak french

November 10 at 9:27pm
Diane Clark
Diane Clark
are you sure the reviewer didn't say filled with caliche?
November 10 at 9:45pm
Bill Harroun
Bill Harroun
If you ain't a Gary Floater fan, you ain't shit!
November 11 at 5:45am
Gary Floater

Gary Floater you denny's chefs & your black magic- this Sizzlin' Breakfast SkilletTM takes my senses on a journey, exactly what consumers want!

Gary Floater

Gary Floater exited to trying out new box wine tonite- its called "Hangover Canyon"

October 28 at 5:08pm
Gary Floater
Gary Floater
flavors of burning tire with notes of cough syrup
November 2 at 3:49pm
Gary Floater

Gary Floater teenagers today make me sick- what with their skateboards and doc watson shoes

October 21 at 5:25pm
Bill Patterson
Bill Patterson
I can hear the Eagle scream!!!!!!!!!!
October 21 at 5:37pm
Diane Clark
Diane Clark
Yahhhhhh!
October 21 at 5:47pm
Gary Floater

Gary Floater sounds to me like the students in Pandlehand are a bunch of babies- http://bit.ly/4Dnd4N

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Gary Floater
Gary Floater

Gary Floater Now Gary can shout at you when you get a phone call or text- here's a free Grandpa's Promise ringtone- http://bit.ly/IJuay

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Now Gary can shout at you whenever you get a phone call or text message: Here is a free Grandpa's Promise ringtone To get the ringtone on your phone, choose "Send to Phone" below. (Or, to download ...
Gary Floater
Gary Floater

Gary Floater wtf I ordered a volcano taco with xtra lava sauce and btw what is fresco style anyway

September 2 at 5:59pm
Diane Clark
Diane Clark
fresco means ya eat it outside!
September 2 at 6:01pm
Gary Floater
Gary Floater
i aint eating lettis anywere. meat and cheese yall
September 2 at 6:09pm
Diane Clark
Diane Clark
well don't start belly achin~~~
September 2 at 6:12pm
Gary Floater
Gary Floater

Gary Floater aint no perfume strong enough/ to cover the stink of failure

September 1 at 4:18pm
Steve
Steve
sorry, diane, but i'm sure it's illegal to ship this stuff across state lines .... and, bleeb me, if i send it with gary, it'll never make it to your place. he LOVES the stuff! which reminds me, i really need to make up a batch.
September 1 at 7:07pm
Gary Floater
Gary Floater
Limonjello? Steve your a bastard- I thought that bottle was clean urine for my meetings with my P.O.
September 2 at 6:19pm
Gary Floater
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Former Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach, and the second-season winner of Gone Country, is going country. (via ninebullets.net)