Gary Floater
Legendary country songwirter from Miami, Missouri.
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Gary Floater Tribute Record

A Hero Never Learns:
The Songs of Gary Floater

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That's When the Eagle Screams add
The Dirty South add
A Hero Never Learns add
Stand Back Boys I'm Fixing to Care add
Let Me Kiss You Where It Hurts add
 
Gary Floater

Gary Floater who stomps who? bocephus vs charlie daniels

December 31, 2009 at 11:38am · Report
Paul Smith
Paul Smith
Floater beats them both! Gary! Gary!
December 31, 2009 at 1:57pm
Heath Henry
December 31, 2009 at 2:15pm
Shannon Reitz
December 31, 2009 at 2:24pm
Gary Floater

Gary Floater Austin Chronical Top 9s- I dont reconize but 1 of these names! http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/story?oid=oid%3A933512

Gary Floater

Gary Floater I rebember it too well. I bought a hole pallet of cool ranch Doritos before y2k. To this day I get neverous around calendars

December 31, 2009 at 9:32am
Gary Floater

Gary Floater puttin the honky into honky tonk

December 30, 2009 at 10:00pm
Diane Clark
Diane Clark
better than putting the tonky in honk~~~I'm guessing
December 30, 2009 at 10:16pm
Gary Floater

Gary Floater Dear people in front of me at Soupersalad. Know how the system works. I cant stand incompatense

December 30, 2009 at 9:56am · Report
Gary Floater

Gary Floater Mary chrismas

December 25, 2009 at 12:37pm · Report
Gary Floater

Gary Floater mustash wax and a pocket brethalizer

December 25, 2009 at 11:13am · Report
Gary Floater

Gary Floater i guess ill have another helping of that guilt casserole- it sure is good

December 23, 2009 at 3:46pm · Report
Diane Clark
Diane Clark
did you get the "fruitcake" I sent ya?

I apologize in advance for sucking the rum off before the mailman picked it up~~~
December 23, 2009 at 3:49pm
Gary Floater

Gary Floater these mashed potatoes wont eat themselves / i'll protect myslef with pie

December 23, 2009 at 2:33pm · Report
Gary Floater

Gary Floater im begining to drink a lot like christmas

December 23, 2009 at 1:21am · Report
Rick Metz
Rick Metz
You gonna hide on the roof with your 30-ought six to try and bag you a trophy buck again this year?
December 24, 2009 at 6:39am
Gary Floater

Gary Floater harken to me / tis season for sweaters and boots

Gary Floater

Gary Floater mustache roasting by a open fire

December 20, 2009 at 5:58pm
Gary Floater

Gary Floater makes me sick. calls it working sitting with there etchasketch. Id rather have a goldfish than one of those lapdance computers

December 19, 2009 at 10:40am
Gary Floater

Gary Floater Gary's masculine yet wise silhouetted profile, liner notes, intimidating picture of pissed off eagle. Gary says if you don't like the CD his handlers send you he says you should "go to his ex-wife's house and ask her for your money back." http://music.garyfloater.com

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1. The Dirty South 2. That's When the Eagle Screams 3. Stand Back Boys I'm Fixing to Care 4. A Hero Never Learns 5. Whole Lot Further to Fall 6. Holding On So Tight 7. Grandpa's Promise 8. It's High Time This Old Cowboy Quit Getting So Goldanged High 9. ...
Gary Floater

Gary Floater I was living in Cincinatti then and Mr. Kasum Kasey answer me why you never did play my dedication to Snuggles http://bit.ly/527yjC

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Casey Kasem definitely doesn't like coming out of a fucking uptempo record when he has to talk about a fucking dog dying. "What happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week??!!"