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Gdub I've truly reached a new state of pretentiousness as I now regularly use words which, though real, are not in spell-check's dictionary.
Gdub Some really vain chick accused me of oogling her. Ladies always accuse me of that, but it's wishful thinking. I'm way too hot for them.
Gdub Let's be honest, this cheese spread is less like "whiz" and more "diarrhea". Marketing shmarketing.
Gdub Don't look at me dude! That case of fifty White Castle sliders was empty when I got here. Also, you're probably out of mustard.
Gdub I think it's cute that they let baboons work at this Home Depot. Wait, that's a person? Oh dear heavens!
Gdub Remember the whole "Obama Dance Battling Tony Blair" trending topic? Wait, what year am I in? Crap, I've said to much.
Gdub The greatest lie the devil ever told was that his name was spelled S-A-T-I-N.
Gdub You guys, I think Adam Lambert maybe is gay.
Gdub Eating a day old Gyro & watching an awards show. Hello Rock Bottom. Nice to meet you.
Gdub I'm thinking about starting an Urban Legend claiming you can cure an eye infection with Red Rooster Hot Sauce. What do you think?
Gdub I just got back from the dentist. Downside is I can't feel my face, but the upside is my Quasimodo impression is even better now!
Gdub Attention female coworkers: the fact that you use more TP when you go #1 then I do when I make #2 is scary. Consult a physician.
Gdub Vampire? More like vamp-lease-kill-me-now.
Gdub "Does this (insert completely random non-related object) make me look fat?" Make it easy on your man and ask it that way.
Gdub People who make hyperbolic comments are even worse than those pedophiles that choose chunky over smooth cranberry sauce.
Gdub Baconogg is something I could get behind.
Gdub There comes a point when you just have to man up and say, "no more! Stop moving my figurines mom!"
Gdub Fun Fact: Stephanie Meyer actually had the image of Perry Farrell in her head as she wrote the character Edward Cullen.
Gdub Even the manliest of men cannot resist singing along to the dulcet tones of Selina. IIIIIII COULD FAAAALL IN LOOOOO-OOOVE WITH YOUUUUU-OOOO!
Gdub If I had a fortune cookie company I'd make all the fortunes say "You're having a heart attack". For one person it will be a life saver.
Gdub Is there a form of punctuation to denote Air Quotes?
Gdub The next book in the Twilight series will be titled: Waking Up From A Crazy Dream Regretting Taking Melatonin & Meth Before Bed Last Night
Gdub I used to see this really narcissistic shrink. He'd always ask, "how does that make you feel...about me?"
Gdub A childhood friend of mine recently came out of the closet. Now I understand his hangup about not having enough Kens when we played Barbies.
Gdub I'm going to start a paid service. You want to get somebody off facebook? Give me $5 and I'll start a chat. They'll go offline lickity split
Gdub Studios are taking another chance on the GI-Joe franchise. This version by Tyler Perry is called GI-JO-NO-YOU-DIDN'T!
Gdub Aaaaaaaaaand I'm done. Or, as the kid's say, "I'm donner".
Gdub You guys go ahead and impose your "Western Ideals" on the Donner Party, but I'll tell you what, Femurs make a great soup stock!
Gdub "Don't eat the goose that lays the golden egg" takes on a whole new meaning when you're in the Donner Party.
Gdub Hey Shawty, it's yer' birfday, we're gunn'a Donner Party like it's yer' birfday, we're gunna' eat flesh just like it's yer' birfday!
