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Gdub Thanks for the compliment, but you really blew your credibility by saying my tie is "money". I now hate you.
Gdub Anytime anyone shouts "Woo-hoo" I want to scream "WOO-ME!" right back at them.
Gdub Diet soft drinks aren't specific enough. What if I'm on a Caffeine diet? What if I'm on a not-making-out-with-the-ladies diet?
Gdub I have acquired Watermelon Jolly Rancher lip balm. Wanna' try? No, only off my lips. No, only ladies please. Where'd everyone go?
Gdub I just spent half an hour searching through synonyms of the word "Single". This partly explains why I _am_ single.
Gdub Aside from being among the manliest weapons, The Trident, The Halberd Axe, The Mace, & The Broadsword were all invented by Tony Danza.
Gdub The doctor said I need to stop eating so much red meat. Joke's on him: I cook it until it's brown.
Gdub I figured it out: Droid _IS_ Sauron.
Gdub I invented a new Mormon-swear: scat. Ex:// Ahhh Scat dude, that word a' wizzum's some dope scat yo!
Gdub I love Mexican Train! It's always funny to see the looks on their faces when you push them off the caboose.
Gdub The office calls it a "Mouse Infestation" but I call it "The Great Skewered meat Festival of '09".
Gdub I'd feel guilty causing the death of many innocent chickens that went into this sandwich but we all know chickens are big time sinners.
Gdub The fact that I put "OEM" in the looking-for category on E-harmony explains why I'm still single.
Gdub I don't use recipes sir. My girth alone should be evidence enough that it's all trial and error and trial and error and trial and success.
Gdub Working at a school, you have to be unique with your pranks. Leaving fake treasure maps on the playground is a personal favorite.
Gdub When making requests for company purchases always throw in something random and expensive. That's how I got this sweet Helen Hunt poster.
Gdub Similes are like Smilies: I use them both when I'm overcompensating.
Gdub What if, instead of discovering electricity, Ben Franklin actually discovered grown men flying kites in the rain is kinda' gay?
Gdub It's fall in Southern California. That means experiencing stinky hipsters intent on wearing sweaters & scarves even though it's 80° outside.
Gdub Anyone else out there having the insane issues I am with Adium/Facebook Chat?
Gdub Azygous fellow quests for a pulchritudinous bas bleu with whom to osculate.
Gdub Day 42 of Subliminal Message Experiment: eating Lays™ chips hasn't shown hypothesized results, but these flower necklaces are kinda' cool.
Gdub If by "magic" you mean "takes weeks to show up after you ordered it the day it was announced" then yes, I do feel the magic.
Gdub It's hard to take a cause seriously when their main voice is a parade of people who look like provocatively-dressed clowns on LSD.
Gdub Lemonade Gatorade. That's just redundant how it has "ade in there twice.
Gdub What an Indian giver! Woah, hold up Running Deer, I wasn't talking about you. I meant those soulless hindus; I'm not racist!
Gdub "That man's a cannibal!" "He's the prime minister." "I'm sorry, did I say cannibal? I meant cantaloupe. I always mix those up"
Gdub If I had a peg leg I'd definitely go as a ninja for Halloween. Why not a Pirate? You *would* ask that question wouldn't you? Racist.
Gdub I'd probably be an Alcoholic, but it's too much work. Thankfully my addictive personality is curbed by my extreme laziness.
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Alright, social experiment: Write a Haiku describing the profile picture of the person who commented above you. First comment gets to write one about my picture, so that's pretty awesome.
The most common form for Haiku is three short lines. The first line usually contains five (5) syllables, the second line seven (7) syllables, and the third line contains five (5) syllables.
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Gdub changed his Birthday.
