
The National Hotel aka... The NASH
The guys who brought you The Boxing Day Slam are doing it again out in the courtyard this Australia Day Eve with The Shittest 100.
Anyone who was at The Boxing Day Slam knows how loose this party will be!
8:00 - 9:00 AIR CONDITIONED SLAUGHTERHOUSE
9:00 - 10:00 LE CHOOK
10:00 - 11:00 BEST FRIENDS (aka: Chip Thug Penny)
11:0...0 - 12:00 HANZ DJ
12:00 - 1:30 MAT CANT
1:30 - 3:00 1 FISH, TWO FISH
ENTRY IS FREE but pay $5 at the Door to receive a wrist-band entitling you to the DRINK SPECIALS running ALL-NIGHT:
$2 Pots before midnight!!!
$3 Pots after midnight!!!
$6 Basics all night!!!
$5 Shittest 100 shots!!!
All this for....$5 !!!!
GET AMONGST IT!!!
Come on, you know you want to get loose before the BDO

The National Hotel aka... The NASH
Duluth, Minnesota’s king of the rollicking blues stomp CHARLIE PARR returns to Australia in January 2010, showcasing songs from his seventh album, Roustabout.
Having delighted and astonished audiences across the country on tour with Paul Kelly in April 2009, Charlie now heads off on his first headline East Coast tour. ...With a fantastic gift for an onstage yarn, and sparks flying off his prized National resonator, 12-string guitar and banjo as he delivers rousing, freewheeling performances from his own extensive song catalogue and the country blues canon, Charlie is on his way to becoming Australia’s new favourite bluesman.
Roustabout is a field recording in true monophonic sound recorded in a variety of locations including living rooms, garages, bar room basements, and empty storefronts throughout his home state. Drawing influence from the rural music of the 1920s – rags, blues, and folk – Parr’s songs tackle a litany of human miseries and occasional joys from a sharply modern vantage: aging, death, loneliness, god, regret and love.
Don’t miss out on the renowned Charlie Parr live show of scratched up, low-down thumping American folk music when he returns this January.
w/ special guest Stringybark McDowell
Time:9:00PM Wednesday, January 20th
Location:The National Hotel

The National Hotel aka... The NASH
Yes that right folks the worst DJ's in the business return for another onslaught of 80's dance bombs, movie soundtracks and the worst childrens songs all on vinyl.
We dont mix, we're not sure how to work CD players and what is MP3?
But god damn, we drop bombs like Ahab on Hiroshima.
Nah fuck it, we are the best DJ's you ...will ever see, we like to get loose, hence the no mixing thing, and we like to think us losers will make you laugh, smile, cry and dance all in the one night.
So get ready folks, warm up the lips and lube up the brass as DJ Tromboner and MoLOLuck rock your fucking world!!!
Its a one on one brass fest
Time:9:00PM Saturday, January 23rd
Location:The National Hotel

The National Hotel aka... The NASH Get out the whites and don the fake moustache...or grow one, tonight its the Boxing Day Slam!!!

The National Hotel aka... The NASH xmas eve debauchery tonight!!!! Coby Grant in the front from 7. Wagons and The Frowning Clouds out back from 9. 1 fish, two fish out front from 10. ALL FREE ENTRY!!!!! Arrive early to avoid the line. YEEEE HAAAAARRRR

The National Hotel aka... The NASH
Bob Log III is a One Man Band Slide Guitar Party. A perverse product of the Arizona desert, Bob Log 111 has been diligently traversing the globe since 1996, showcasing his incomparable talents and developing a devoted following along the way. A whirlwind of dextrous limbs and digits, this super star sonic showman has ...to be seen to be believed.
Clad in his cannonball man, extra tight jumpsuit and signature motorcycle helmet with telephone/microphone attached, Bob Log 111 unfailingly sweats up a river while kicking on a kick drum, stomping his homemade foot cymbal and playing slide on an old archtop guitar.
His endless pursuit for musical mayhem and a downright party has seen his unique talents utilised for children’s birthday parties, obscure beer barns, mammoth music festivals and everything in between.
Yet beyond these mesmerizing visuals, lies the true reason for Bob Log’s international, cult status and superhero adoration. It is quite simply the guitar playing - finger picked lightning, sliding up and down, stopping when it wants to, then starting again when it feels like it, all in a way that makes people move uncontrollably, smile and reel.
The upcoming release of his long awaited new album, MY SHIT IS PERFECT, begins the onset of another slew of adventures. Geography be damned, Bob Log 111 intends to take these songs and his unique slide guitar party to the good people of the world. There is no town too remote, there never has been.
But don’t take his word for it, let the guitar speak for itself:
Excerpts from an unpublished journal – The Adventures of Bob Log 111 and his faithful Guitar by The Guitar
Chapter 39
HELP!
162 shows this year!
30 Countries!
My strings hurt! My nut aches!
My volume knob was broken by a Swedish girl’s butt!
I don’t even know where we are right now.
We have been doing this for 12 years!
One man, kicking shit and playing guitar!
He never stops! EVER!
People keep smiling, dancing, sweating, dancing……
I am covered in beer! His suit smells so bad!
Oh no! Back in the car for the NEW RECORD - MY SHIT IS PERFECT!
Everybody all the time! Everywhere Every time! And Even Everybody Else in the room!
HELP!

The National Hotel aka... The NASH
Alright have we got a night of loose times for you, cause we at The Nash know how hard it is to show up to family lunch without a hangover or in some cases still inebriated from the night before...
Kicking off proceeding in the front bar will be the lovely Coby Grant, swooning you with tales of love, despair and damn ri...ght sultryness.
Then out the back from 9pm we have Wagons fresh off their performance at Meredith, right before they conquer the rest of Australia on the Big Day Out joined by young Geelong upstarts The Frowning Clouds.
And keeping everything loose out the front we have 1 fish, two fish on the wheels of steel, beware of the chocolate salty balls.
ALL THIS FOR FREE!!!!
YES THATS RIGHT FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHT!!!!
Because we at The Nash feel your pain, we know whats it like to get up, open up a heap of shitty presents you dont want, nor asked for, and then pretend to enjoy the company of second cousin Mary while crazy Uncle Doug gets pissed and trys to root your dog.
DONT FORGET, THE NASH LOVES YOU!
Arrive early to avoid lines, will be a massive night!!!
Oh yeah...
MERRY FUCKING XMAS
cause no one wants to be sober at xmas lunch.....
Time:1:00PM Thursday, December 24th
Location:The National Hotel

The National Hotel aka... The NASH
TSOMM (for the abbreviation) are a synth bomb, the fallout being incredible tron-pop, beat driven glam-rock fronted by melody making, flesh and blood drones. With deep, rhythmic electric guitar hooks, crispy clean black and white outfits and more vocoders than you can poke an antenna at, these two take their audience o...n a journey that starts with a ramp and drives through the still clean disco to the fragmenting and decaying sounds of the future.
In short we've played all around Aus touring with the likes of THE PRESETS, MIDNIGHT JUGGERNAUTS, GIRL TALK, DUKES OF WINDSOR and THE GALVATRONS. Playing and dancing like mad men at festivals such as FALLS FESTIVAL, MEREDITH MUSIC FESTIVAL, PYRAMID ROCK and GOLDEN PLAINS. We've also remixed a bunch of bands including FAKER, TZU and INFUSION.
All in the name of fun and emotional satisfaction!!
COME AND DANCE WITH US
Time:9:00PM Friday, January 8th
Location:The National Hotel

The National Hotel aka... The NASH
Here it is cricket lovers...The Boxing Day Slam presented by the folk at Touch me, Im Sick...
Don the whites and dont forget the box cause this is gonna knock you for a six straight out of The Nash pavilion, quite possibly the loosest party you will ever done a fake moustache at.
Get on down on boxing day Saturday 26th D...ecember to catch 1 Fish, Two Fish, Mu-Gen, The David Jones Experience and the debut of Chip Thug Pennies as they bust out sets in the open roof stadium from 9pm onwards.
9.00-10.00- CHIP THUG PENNY (Declan, Ben & Jackson)
10.00-11.00- THE DAVID JONES EXPERIENCE
11.00-1.00- MU-GEN
1.00-CLOSE-1 FISH, TWO FISH
Be sure to wear the correct cricketing attire to enter into the David Boon impersonation competition, the winner will take home 52 cans of VB, the total amount of cans Boonie drank on a flight from London to Sydney!!!!
ENTRY IS FREE but pay $5 at the Door to receive a wrist-band entitling you to the DRINK SPECIALS running ALL-NIGHT:
$2 Pots before midnight!!!
$3 Pots after midnight!!!
$6 Basics all night!!!
$5 Boxing Day Slammer shots!!!
Its one of those events you just have to put an exclamation mark after everything!!!!!!!!!!
All this for....$5 !!!!
!!!!!!!!!!! NOYOUDO!!!!!!

The National Hotel aka... The NASH
Its back, the loosest sunday party to come to town, Sweat It.
Featuring 1 fish, two fish, Mat Cant, Mu-Gen and more!
DJ's in the courtyard, skate vids on the big screen, pool comps, loose times, get amongst!!!
FREE POT ON ENTRY!!!!!!
YES THATS RIGHT !!! FREE BEER!!!!
Time:6:00PM Sunday, December 6th
Location:The National Hotel

The National Hotel aka... The NASH Metalhead convention out the back tonight with Dreadnought and Earth!! DJ Tromboner getting loose out the front

The National Hotel aka... The NASH M.O.P. tix selling fast get in to get yours now!

The National Hotel aka... The NASH
Oh my lord have you heard about....heard about goodtown??
Yes back again, due to the power failure last weekend Wagons will be making another stop into Goodtown to make up a show for all of those who bought tix and didnt get a show due to the incompetence of Powercor.
This time the show is FREE! Yes thats what I said FRE...E!!!!! and to make it even more exciting its XMAS EVE!!!! Yes I said XMAS EVE!!!!!!
This time with special guests THE FROWNING CLOUDS, yes thats right I said THE FROWNING CLOUDS!!!!!
WAGONS AND THE FROWNING CLOUDS AT THE NASH XMAS EVE FREE ENTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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