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General Zod regrets the passing of a fellow monarch, yet revels that there is yet another seat of power for him to conquer! The citizens of Pop mourn the loss of your ruler, this... King Jackson. Despite his... peculiarities, his influence on your lives is immutabl
General Zod was asked why he was so mean to Danny last week. He knows not this "Danny", but is sure it was because he did not kneel!
General Zod Yet another comes into the fold. Snoochy boochies indeed.
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(Mallrats - Jay quote) Son of Jor-El, Kneel before Zod! Snoochy boochies!
General Zod has been studying the foundations of government on this wretched planet, and is quite taken with the writings of this one called Hobbes. However, to find that he was in fact a stuffed tiger has reinforced how much humans require domination to guide their
General Zod has toxic assets he wishes to slough off on unknowing halfwits. Beachfront property in the Phantom Zone was portrayed as being more lucrative in the brochure.
General Zod promotes stimulus, realized through indentured servitude and kneeling to Zod!
General Zod
@minion#76543-1 (aka Karen Simmons)
My true name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me "Vicky". I know not why. Also, I find black to be much more slimming on my Kryptonian frame, and I prefer to be ensconced in velvet. So sayeth Zod!
General Zod
@minion#28797-2 (aka Mickie Belcher)
I continue to be puzzled at this ubiquitous question, inexplicably posed primarily by the females of your species and/or the occasional curious male. While extensive time in the Phantom Zone and your sun's lesser gravity have required some additional... support, I know nothing of th...ese "boxers" or "briefs," and enjoy the freedom of movement unfettered by restrictive accoutrements. "Free The Krypton Trio!" was not merely the anti-imprisonment protest chant for myself, Ursa, and Non. So sayeth Zod!Read More
I continue to be puzzled at this ubiquitous question, inexplicably posed primarily by the females of your species and/or the occasional curious male. While extensive time in the Phantom Zone and your sun's lesser gravity have required some additional... support, I know nothing of th...ese "boxers" or "briefs," and enjoy the freedom of movement unfettered by restrictive accoutrements. "Free The Krypton Trio!" was not merely the anti-imprisonment protest chant for myself, Ursa, and Non. So sayeth Zod!Read More
General Zod
@minion#43687-5 (aka Nathan Cheever)
I know not when this became the "Ask Zod" advice column, but I shall humor your petty inquiry nonetheless. It was Ursa who initially referenced your puny planet as "a place called Houston" after our encounter with your suited, fleshbag compatriots on your moon, which I then referenc...ed when we landed when I bespoke, "So this is planet Houston." Since that faux pas, I have reprimanded Ursa so that she is now only entitled to the city of Detroit for her share of the North American continent. In the future, I recommend this tool you call the "Google" to enlighten yourself further. So sayeth Zod!Read More
I know not when this became the "Ask Zod" advice column, but I shall humor your petty inquiry nonetheless. It was Ursa who initially referenced your puny planet as "a place called Houston" after our encounter with your suited, fleshbag compatriots on your moon, which I then referenc...ed when we landed when I bespoke, "So this is planet Houston." Since that faux pas, I have reprimanded Ursa so that she is now only entitled to the city of Detroit for her share of the North American continent. In the future, I recommend this tool you call the "Google" to enlighten yourself further. So sayeth Zod!Read More
General Zod
@minion#25879-1 (aka Jonathan Schneider):
Your... rapacious imagination impresses me. However, as I see you humans on equal footing as those animals you consider livestock, your request does not compel me. As you can imagine, corrupt officials and magnates hold a special place in my heart. Unfortunately, they are all... usually violently purged due to my constant suspicions of surreptitiousness. Had we been under my rule, I likely would have had their heads crushed in the process of an enthusiastic teabagging from Non. Also, I would restrict your access to this "Animal Planet" transmission that is widely available on your media outlets. So sayeth Zod!Read More
Your... rapacious imagination impresses me. However, as I see you humans on equal footing as those animals you consider livestock, your request does not compel me. As you can imagine, corrupt officials and magnates hold a special place in my heart. Unfortunately, they are all... usually violently purged due to my constant suspicions of surreptitiousness. Had we been under my rule, I likely would have had their heads crushed in the process of an enthusiastic teabagging from Non. Also, I would restrict your access to this "Animal Planet" transmission that is widely available on your media outlets. So sayeth Zod!Read More
CHICAGO (AP) -- A furious General Zod lashed out at American voters Wednesday following Obama Barack's election to the Presidency. "I come to you tonight to settle an account," said an enraged General Zod at his campaign headquarters, the Pump & Munch Diner in the Black Hills of South Dakota...
