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General Zod regrets the passing of a fellow monarch, yet revels that there is yet another seat of power for him to conquer! The citizens of Pop mourn the loss of your ruler, this... King Jackson. Despite his... peculiarities, his influence on your lives is immutable, and his crown will now be Zod's!

June 27 at 3:50am

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General Zod was asked why he was so mean to Danny last week. He knows not this "Danny", but is sure it was because he did not kneel!

May 16 at 1:20am

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Ted at 8:04am June 20

This Danny did not ask for some beachfront property?

Terron at 6:58pm June 20

Why did he say that 2 u when he knew that u would kill him for it?

General Zod Yet another comes into the fold. Snoochy boochies indeed.

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(Mallrats - Jay quote) Son of Jor-El, Kneel before Zod! Snoochy boochies!

May 15 at 1:40pm

General Zod has been studying the foundations of government on this wretched planet, and is quite taken with the writings of this one called Hobbes. However, to find that he was in fact a stuffed tiger has reinforced how much humans require domination to guide their fragile minds!

April 23 at 2:02pm

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Aaron at 11:03pm May 29

There is only one law...ZOD!

Ted at 8:27am June 20

WHO IS THIS HOBBES??? You'll find out General, and when you do - COME, COME HOBBES, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!

General Zod has toxic assets he wishes to slough off on unknowing halfwits. Beachfront property in the Phantom Zone was portrayed as being more lucrative in the brochure.

March 29 at 5:19pm

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General Zod promotes stimulus, realized through indentured servitude and kneeling to Zod!

March 6 at 7:26pm

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Jon at 9:37am March 31

Oh mighty one I kneel before the benevolence of your works and humbly beg your gracious self for a highly-prizen minion number that I may show Zod's favour to my fellows in the hopes that they will see the benefits of mighty Zod's rule and swifly convert

Vince at 8:10pm April 1

The General is wise. Earth will be much better when he unites the countries of this planet to one nation under Zod. All must kneel!

General Zod @minion#76543-1 (aka Karen Simmons)

My true name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me "Vicky". I know not why. Also, I find black to be much more slimming on my Kryptonian frame, and I prefer to be ensconced in velvet. So sayeth Zod!

January 20 at 11:00am · Report

General Zod @minion#28797-2 (aka Mickie Belcher)

I continue to be puzzled at this ubiquitous question, inexplicably posed primarily by the females of your species and/or the occasional curious male. While extensive time in the Phantom Zone and your sun's lesser gravity have required some additional... support, I know nothing of these "boxers" or "briefs," and enjoy the freedom of movement unfettered by restrictive accoutrements. "Free The Krypton Trio!" was not merely the anti-imprisonment protest chant for myself, Ursa, and Non. So sayeth Zod!

January 6 at 9:32am · Report

April at 10:33am June 10

"Free the Krypton Trio!" OMG, I an ROTFL...

David at 5:22am July 2

Much mystery surrounds the origin ofthe item known as BVDs. Terminology is suspiciously like a code.

General Zod @minion#43687-5 (aka Nathan Cheever)

I know not when this became the "Ask Zod" advice column, but I shall humor your petty inquiry nonetheless. It was Ursa who initially referenced your puny planet as "a place called Houston" after our encounter with your suited, fleshbag compatriots on your moon, which I then referenced when we landed when I bespoke, "So this is planet Houston." Since that faux pas, I have reprimanded Ursa so that she is now only entitled to the city of Detroit for her share of the North American continent. In the future, I recommend this tool you call the "Google" to enlighten yourself further. So sayeth Zod!

January 2 at 4:00pm · Report

General Zod @minion#25879-1 (aka Jonathan Schneider):

Your... rapacious imagination impresses me. However, as I see you humans on equal footing as those animals you consider livestock, your request does not compel me. As you can imagine, corrupt officials and magnates hold a special place in my heart. Unfortunately, they are all usually violently purged due to my constant suspicions of surreptitiousness. Had we been under my rule, I likely would have had their heads crushed in the process of an enthusiastic teabagging from Non. Also, I would restrict your access to this "Animal Planet" transmission that is widely available on your media outlets. So sayeth Zod!

January 1 at 10:05pm · Report

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Defeated Presidential Candidate Unleashes Wrath

CHICAGO (AP) -- A furious General Zod lashed out at American voters Wednesday following Obama Barack's election to the Presidency. "I come to you tonight to settle an account," said an enraged General Zod at his campaign headquarters, the Pump & Munch Diner in the Black Hills of South Dakota...

November 30, 2008 at 11:33am

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Gary at 7:25am March 28

You do not bow to Zod... YOU MUST KNEEL.

Rachel at 8:48pm May 24

Yes, but what was your postion on abortion? Gay marriage? World domination, demanding all I have blahblahblah. You sound like every other politician when you talk like that.

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Kneel Before Zod!

RAPID CITY (AP) -- The ideological and spiritual source of the "Kneel Before Zod" campaign is General Zod, outstanding leader of the national liberation movement of the United States. Reflected in the idea are the love of might and absolute trust in the ruler...

July 3, 2008 at 10:38am

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Todd at 1:40pm January 1

The new year brings a new chance to save us from ourselves, General!

Vince at 9:25pm February 13

The General is wise. Democracy is teetering. Kneel before Zod! And abolish term limits!

Bob at 6:29pm February 28

I kneel before Zod, as one day ALL shall kneel befor Zod!

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General Zod

General Zod regrets the passing of a fellow monarch, yet revels that there is yet another seat of power for him to conquer! The citizens of Pop mourn the loss of your ruler, this... King Jackson. Despite his... peculiarities, his influence on your lives is immutable, and his crown will now be Zod's!

General Zod was asked why he was so mean to Danny last week. He knows not this "Danny", but is sure it was because he did not kneel!

General Zod Yet another comes into the fold. Snoochy boochies indeed.

General Zod has been studying the foundations of government on this wretched planet, and is quite taken with the writings of this one called Hobbes. However, to find that he was in fact a stuffed tiger has reinforced how much humans require domination to guide their fragile minds!

General Zod has toxic assets he wishes to slough off on unknowing halfwits. Beachfront property in the Phantom Zone was portrayed as being more lucrative in the brochure.

General Zod promotes stimulus, realized through indentured servitude and kneeling to Zod!

General Zod @minion#76543-1 (aka Karen Simmons)

My true name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me "Vicky". I know not why. Also, I find black to be much more slimming on my Kryptonian frame, and I prefer to be ensconced in velvet. So sayeth Zod!

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General Zod

General Zod was asked why he was so mean to Danny last week. He knows not this "Danny", but is sure it was because he did not kneel!

General Zod Yet another comes into the fold. Snoochy boochies indeed.

General Zod has been studying the foundations of government on this wretched planet, and is quite taken with the writings of this one called Hobbes. However, to find that he was in fact a stuffed tiger has reinforced how much humans require domination to guide their fragile minds!

General Zod has toxic assets he wishes to slough off on unknowing halfwits. Beachfront property in the Phantom Zone was portrayed as being more lucrative in the brochure.

General Zod promotes stimulus, realized through indentured servitude and kneeling to Zod!

General Zod @minion#76543-1 (aka Karen Simmons)My true name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me "Vicky". I know not why. Also, I find black to be much more slimming on my Kryptonian frame, and I prefer to be ensconced in velvet. So sayeth Zod!

General Zod

General Zod

General Zod @minion#76543-1 (aka Karen Simmons)

My true name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me "Vicky". I know not why. Also, I find black to be much more slimming on my Kryptonian frame, and I prefer to be ensconced in velvet. So sayeth Zod!