Mister Kitschy is a great place to shop for all those people in your life who are a little odd. Here we like to call them "misunderstood".
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- Location:
- Geneva, IL, 60134
- Phone:
- (630)232-9257
- Tues - Sat:
- 11:00 am - 6:00 pm
- Sun:
- 12:00 pm - 4:00 pm
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Mister Kitschy Mister Kitschy has new boxed Christmas cards with fun & edgy humor. Boxes vary in price. Box of pictured assortment is 12 cards and are $16.00. The inside reads: Holy crap, it's Christmas!
Mister Kitschy Stop playing Bejewled Blitz & get out shopping! It's a beautiful day & Mister Kitschy has TONS of new items in stock for Christmas. Things like Elvis lunchboxes, leg lamp night lights, eggnog soap, & Mr Bacon's Board Game are just a few of our newest items. Come in & say Hi & get a jump start on those gifts. The holid...ays will be here before you know it!
Mister Kitschy It's festive, it's traditional and it's inedible - just like the real thing. Each vinyl fruitcake comes deflated with a 9-1/2" x 5-1/2" envelope and a decorative sticker, making it easy to send one to all of your friends and family! When inflated, this icon of old-fashioned baked goods is 8-1/2" x 5" x 4-1/2" and makes... a great centerpiece for the holiday dinner table. Nobody eats them anyways, so save the ingredients for something better!...$7.50
Mister Kitschy Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement...! Hundreds of uses! Fits most adult hands...$12
Mister Kitschy A Christmas Story Leg Lamp night lights are in! Measuring 8" tall, it's a smaller version of the "major award" with all the same fun. Lite has hinged shade, on/off switch, & comes with bulb. Makes a great gift! These go fast! $10
Mister Kitschy wants to remind you not to forget to "shop local" this holiday season. With the "special" sales of big box stores, it's easy to forget. Money spent at independent businesses goes back into the communities to build & strengthen our towns. So when you're at a loss of what to buy for Aunt Mabel be sure to browse your loca...l shops. You never know what you'll find plus you'll be helping to keep the downtowns alive.
Mister Kitschy Just because you're goth doesn't mean you can't be girlie every now & then. Finally a pink flocked skull for girls. Each 6" tall, hollow plastic skull is completely covered with a pretty shade of velvety pink flocking. Hinged jaw allows you to pose it with an open or closed mouth. Grandma said she wants one for Christmas. $18.00
Mister Kitschy The Twinkies Cookbook is back in stock! Hostess Twinkie Sushi is just one of the many recipes in this extremely inventive cookbook devoted to the culinary possibilities of these omnipresent yellow cakes. Part marketing scheme, part anniversary celebration, this cookbook collects ideas from Twinkies enthusiasts througho...ut America. Recipes include Twinkie Kebobs, Twinkie Tacos, and Twinkie-misu. With full-color photographs. $12.95 retail..but mention being a Facebook Fan & get it for $10 bucks!
Mister Kitschy Just a reminder, Mister Kitschy will be closed this Sunday so if you absolutely need a farting butt bank, be sure to stop by on Saturday between 11am-6pm. Otherwise we will re-open Tuesday the 29th for all your absurd gifting needs.
Mister Kitschy Nothing goes better after a dinner of heart & tongue than a dessert made of brains. Great for entertaining your zombie friends when they come over. Just $7..use your favorite jello.
Mister Kitschy Oh No! Mister Kitschy has Swine Flu!...The good news is, you can get it too for just $8! Giant Microbes has just released the new virus H1N1..get yours before it's gone.
Mister Kitschy Mister Kitschy's stocking up..come in to check out the newest additions!
Mister Kitschy It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the… bathroom? That's right, the enticing aroma of frying bacon has been captured in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words "Bacon Soap" embossed on top and comes in a fancy tin. In a perfect world, wouldn't all personal hygiene pr...oducts smell like meat? $6 for one meaty bar of soap.
Mister Kitschy is now carrying Smart Alex greeting cards. If you like crude humor, then come on down for some of the raunchiest cards around. You may not want to give mom one of these cards for her birthday or then again, you might just to ruffle her feathers. Cards retail starting at $2.25 & up. Inside message to cards below: It's your birthday.... Get freaky!!!
