Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook
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Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook

 
Sophia Enos

Sophia Enos I bought this book...loves it~

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Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook
Thanks bit@h!.. youre a doll!
7 minutes ago
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook

Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook Hey bit@hes.. take a cue from our first nicely dressed bit@h! Awesome pic Alina... that is gonna be one tough bit@h to beat.. check out her pic posted on the page...you have til Sunday to post your "best dressed bit@h" pic.. winner gets an autographed copy of the book! bring it on bit@hes ..... and Happy bit@hydaze!!

Yesterday at 7:22pm
Valerie
Valerie
She's by far the best dressed bit@ch I know! I get to see her work it almost every day of the week! Trust me, you can see the envy on many a jealous bit@h's face! YOU GO A.LO! Love ya bit@ch!!! Muahhhh!
Yesterday at 7:50pm
Alina Lopez

Alina Lopez YEEEEE HAW BIT@HES!!!!!!!
BRING ON THOSE DAMN HOLIDAY CALORIES!!!!!

Isidro Torres
Isidro Torres
Damn Alina ! I'll EAT Anything You cook!
2 hours ago
Emma
Emma
Dang what a HOT sexy bit@ch!!! Gonna be hard to beat this bit@ch MEOWWWW!!!!!!
about an hour ago
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook

Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook Ok.. I think there is something wrong with my computer... It's not loading up any of the "Best Dressed Bit@h pics. Oh wait.. it's not my computer... it's you apathetic bit@hes!.. I know.. you're waiting for Sunday to post....

Yesterday at 11:27am
Alina Lopez
Alina Lopez
There Bit@h...........YOU HAPPY NOW?????????
I'll take the lead and be the 1st damn bit@h to post :)
Yesterday at 6:21pm
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook

Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook Also.. leave a bit@hy comment below telling us what the BIT@HYDAZE means to you:) DO IT NOW DAMN IT!!

Yesterday at 5:50am
Kristine Vosecky
Kristine Vosecky
--- the daze when I can be myself all day and when the bit@hy bit@hes call me a bit@h, i can just say "Thank You, bit@hes!!"
Yesterday at 8:26am
Anna Chacon
Anna Chacon
Forgot to say do it now Bitch!
Yesterday at 8:57am
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook
Do it now, damn it.. works just as well... bit@h!
Yesterday at 11:21am
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook

Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook Happy Bit@hydaze!!! The first of four bit@hydaze is upon us.. Today is our "Best dressed BIT@H" contest.. see the rules and description under the "boxes" tabs above... post your pics by Sunday... winner gets an autographed copy of the book... Let's go bi@hes.. I want to see some funny stuff here.. don't let me down!

Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook

Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook Ok BIT@HES! Let the Bit@hydaze festivities begin.. you can start posting your "Best Dressed Bit@h" photos under the "Fan Photos" section.... You have until Sunday at noon, then we will all be voting! get to it and Happy BIT@HYDAZE!!!!

Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook

Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook OK BIT@HES!.. one more day till the BIT@HYDAZE celebrations begin... you can start posting your "BEST DRESSED BIT@H" Contest pictures tonight at midnight til Sunday at noon... then the voting begins.. winner gets an autographed copy of the book... check out the rules and description in the "boxes" tab at the top of the page..

Melanie

Melanie This is #1 on my Christmas list this year.

Wed at 2:37pm · Report
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook
In the spirit of not repeating myself... see the response I left for Robin below... bit@h.
Wed at 4:45pm
Karen Stevenson
Karen Stevenson
my husband apparently is buying it for me right now for Christmas.. he just say " what was that kitchen bitch site you wanted a cookbook from?
Thu at 4:28pm
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook
See Karen.. see how you have that bit@h wrapped around your finger.. nice work.
Thu at 8:32pm
Robin Wilkerson

Robin Wilkerson oh this is BIT@HIN!!!

Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook

Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook Hey guys.. little known fact.. the bit@h got his start on Sesame Street.. seriously.. heres the link.. I am at the 1:59 mark in the catcher's mask.. I was such a cute damn kid...Happy Birthday Sesame Street! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYXJlfcfFKU

Source: www.youtube.com
If you're watching videos with your preschooler and would like to do so in a safe, child-friendly environment, please join us at http://www.sesamestreet.org Kids sing a song about similarities. Sesame ...
Anne Marie Lindsey

Anne Marie Lindsey I can't wait to give it to all of the BIT@HES in my life!!!

November 10 at 7:07pm · Report
Anne Marie Lindsey
Anne Marie Lindsey
If you get a chance....autograph one for me!!
November 10 at 9:19pm
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook
Thanks for the order bit@h.. sorry, but I only give autographs to bit@hes I like... plus the books are in Michigan.. what do you think i just sit here all day and stuff envelopes bit@h.. how would I have the time to insult you if I did that???
Wed at 5:23am
April Modrak

April Modrak Thanks Colleen,
Love it, Love it, Love It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BBBBBBIIIITTTCCCHHHEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

November 10 at 5:03pm · Report
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook
yeah.. it's pretty f%@king awesome huh? I bow down to the writer... oh, wait.. that would be me.
November 10 at 5:40pm
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook

Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook Happy Birthday to the inspiration for my little book... Sesame Street, where I learned how to read and write, and most importantly how to spell "B-I-T-@-H!" http://www.sphere.com/2009/11/09/bert-and-ernie-arent-gay-muppet-rumors-and-scandals/?icid=main|main|dl9|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sphere.com%2F2009%2F11%2F09%2Fbert-and-ernie-arent-gay-muppet-rumors-and-scandals%2F

Source: www.sphere.com
(Nov. 9) -- Many stars have had to fight persistent rumors about their sexuality. And in that way, Ernie and Bert are no different than
Alina Lopez
November 10 at 8:51am · Report
Alina Lopez
Alina Lopez
oooooh, so MANY BIT@H products....so little CASH!!! LOL
November 10 at 9:10am
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!  Cookbook
Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES! Cookbook
Ok.. well then only get the one that keeps on giving bit@h... mine.
November 10 at 9:49am