Grandpa Sex Machine
…for her pouty lips.
Grandpa Sex Machine
Trying to get back in the habit of regular updates. Don’t have my new comic ready yet, so I’m posting stuff from my sketchbook. Drew this yesterday–graphite, colored pencil, PITT brush pen, and correction fluid on toned ground paper.
Grandpa Sex Machine
Let me start by saying that Grandpa Sex Machine is NOT based on my grandfather. My real grandpa was definitely a charming guy who flirted with every woman he met, but he had class and was always a gentleman (not like Gus)...
Grandpa Sex Machine
Are you in desperate need of some Grandpa Sex Machine merchandise? I thought so. That’s why I did you the favor of making Gus available on a skate deck. But wait, there’s more! Fo...
Grandpa Sex Machine
Well, here’s Grandpa after a long hiatus, and I’m sorry to say it may be awhile ’til you see him again. There’s only so much I can do with this guy–every single panel is just a variation on a theme. I might ...
Grandpa Sex Machine
Congratulations Barack Obama!
Grandpa Sex Machine
I’m voting for Barack Obama. You should too. Go vote now.
Grandpa Sex Machine
I guess this is as close as Grandpa Sex Machine gets to political humor. What it boils down to–the essential nugget of sociopolitical truth that I’m trying to get at here–is this: Tina Fey is cute. Vote Obama. (If ...
Grandpa Sex Machine
As I look over my website stats, I’m not surprised to see odd search terms giving me hits. People google proctology and are given link to my site. They Ask Jeeves about a duplex kidney and are sent here. ...
Grandpa Sex Machine
I guess this is as close as Grandpa Sex Machine gets to political humor.  What it boils down to–the essential nugget of sociopolitical truth that I’m trying to get at here–is this:  Tina Fey is cute.  Vote Obama. (If you...
Grandpa Sex Machine
As I look over my website stats, I’m not surprised to see odd search terms giving me hits.  People google  proctology and are given link to my site.  They Ask Jeeves about a duplex kidney and are sent here.  The vast quantity of search terms that point this direction are variations on a theme...
Grandpa Sex Machine
So I tried watching the MTV Video Music Awards last night and felt completely out of touch.  I had always heard that the big target demographic that advertisers are after are “Men, 18-35.”  I always thought “Weird.  I won’t suddenly change into my father at the age of 36.”  Well on Saturday I tu...
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