Grandpa Sex Machine

Are you in desperate need of some Grandpa Sex Machine merchandise? I thought so. That’s why I did you the favor of making Gus available on a skate deck. But wait, there’s more...

Well, here’s Grandpa after a long hiatus, and I’m sorry to say it may be awhile ’til you see him again. There’s only so much I can do with this guy–every single panel is just a variation on a theme...

Congratulations Barack Obama!

I’m voting for Barack Obama. You should too. Go vote no

I guess this is as close as Grandpa Sex Machine gets to political humor. What it boils down to–the essential nugget of sociopolitical truth that I’m trying to get at here–is this: Tina Fey is cute. Vote Obama...

As I look over my website stats, I’m not surprised to see odd search terms giving me hits. People google proctology and are given link to my site. They Ask Jeeves about a duplex kidney and are sent here...

I guess this is as close as Grandpa Sex Machine gets to political humor.  What it boils down to–the essential nugget of sociopolitical truth that I’m trying to get at here–is this:  Tina Fey is cute.  Vote Obama...

As I look over my website stats, I’m not surprised to see odd search terms giving me hits.  People google  proctology and are given link to my site.  They Ask Jeeves about a duplex kidney and are sent here.  The vast quantity of search terms that point this direction are variations on a...

So I tried watching the MTV Video Music Awards last night and felt completely out of touch.  I had always heard that the big target demographic that advertisers are after are “Men, 18-35.”  I always thought “Weird.  I won’t suddenly change into my father at the age of 36.”  Well on...