Poor, long-suffering Chloe Sullivan. Out of all of the heavily-abused people who have circled Clark Kent’s orbit–Lana, Pete, Lex, Lionel, Mama Kent, Papa Kent–Chloe’s the only one still hanging around, patiently awaiting her next strangulation. Or beat-down. Or car crash.

Generally, I can’t find anything on MySpace except a nasty case of eyestrain and messages from new “friends” apparently willing to show me fun and exciting things over a webcam.

For a limited time, a sale on Amazon is offering up to 50% off DVD boxed sets…

…and the selection is rife with geek movie madness. Just read this with your shiny, round eye orbs if you don’t believe me:

Predator Triple Feature (Predator/ Predator 2/ AVP: Alien vs.

I don’t know what’s more silly: the ridiculous level of abuse that the characters on Smallville suffer on a consistent basis, or the nutso amount of time that I spent scouring every episode of Smallville for all of the instances of those abuses so I could edit together these videos.