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2002
 
Brian Watanabe

Brian Watanabe My Haiku Friday entry:

Dead frog on sidewalk
Friend pokes with stick and it CROOOAKS
We run like the wind

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Grumpy Girl Clothing Just when you thought it was safe to hide, Haiku Friday is back! Reminisce of simple stuff and life through a child's eyes with your haiku on the topic: SMALL KID TIME!

Fri at 1:18pm
Danielle
Danielle
playing in the rain
life was more simple back then
drinking from the hose
Fri at 3:33pm
Tyler
Tyler
local boy loved waves
grew up and moved. no more surf
his daughter's turn now
Yesterday at 7:17am
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From the blog at http://grumpydashgirl.livejournal.com A few weeks ago, I was on my normal daily schedule: work at the apartment in the morning, then head to "the factory" at the Kaimuki house in the afternoon for labor intensive work and some cat therapy...
Keli
Keli
HF is back! Yay!
Fri at 8:42pm
Lian Dolan

Lian Dolan Hi Grumpy Girl... Just wanted to let you know that your fab t-shirts have been featured on the Satellite Sisters Holiday bazaar for 2009. Foudn out about you through chicexecs PR. LOVE your stuff.

Check out http://www.satellitesisters.com and click on Holiday Bazaar. We'll also be featuring your product on our blog at Satellite Sisters and at Chaos Chronicles sometime over the next 6 weeks.

The Satellite Sisters

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Grumpy Girl Clothing Haiku hiatus / Still too pissed to blog nicely / Sorry, my five fans

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Grumpy Girl Clothing Don't forget to stop by Alliway Ward Warehouse from 4-8pm tonight to say hi to my smiling mug! (Aren't I always so cheery?) I promise I won't pressure you to donate to my collection can.

September 25 at 12:38pm
Kawehi
Kawehi
will be there!
September 25 at 1:49pm
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Grumpy Girl Clothing Honolulu residents, please come down to Alliway at Ward Warehouse tomorrow (Friday) between 4 and 8pm for Alliway's 2nd Anniversary Party! I will be there pimping some Grumpy Girl goods, and there will be awesome sales on Alliway jewelry and other good stuff! Please stop by and say hi!

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Grumpy Girl Clothing Dreamt I was playing my flute & tossing small sharks out of water. What does this mean? Best interpretation wins this: http://bit.ly/3p11uA

Source: bit.ly
Grumpy Girl Clothing The Sh*! Kit - There have been a lot of dudes purchasing our Grumpy Girl Auto Bird Turd Emergency Kit. Now, we don't know for sure whether they've all been purchasing them for their ...
Kawehi
Kawehi
You're happily going about your business (kinda like whistling), and you know there are sharks in the water (in your business matters), but they're only annoyances that don't pose you any real danger/concern (that GrumpyGirl soap chick as opposed to a large corporation with attorneys on staff). You are able to easily toss those baby sharks aside and keep on your way, happily playing your flute...
September 23 at 2:00pm
Sophie Fung
Sophie Fung
...you may be pregnant??
September 24 at 5:33pm
Kim Schive
Kim Schive
The flute music represents harmony, and the sharks represent life's problems. They are small sharks, and easy for you to toss aside, so, obviously, you don't see any of your problems as overwhelming or really threatening to the harmony of your life--nothing you can't deal with easily through the power of a positive attitude... or extreme grumpiness... Read More. The water--more details might help. Was it turbulent water or pretty calm? If it was calm and clear, that reinforces the "harmony/dealing with everything just fine" interpretation. If it's rough water, maybe you're more worried than you appear on the surface. Whatever it means, I am really impressed that you can play the flute AND toss sharks at the same time. How many hands do you have, anyway???
September 27 at 9:35am
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Grumpy Girl Clothing Thanks to all the die-hards for participating in last week's Haiku Friday on the topic EMERGENCIES. Congrats to Brandon on winning the Pimp Mamas' Choice Award and to @KaizenHawaii on winning the Grumpy Girl pick!

September 23 at 1:01am
Brandon Suyeoka
Brandon Suyeoka
Tod (@KaizenHawaii) is the pimp not I!
September 24 at 12:48pm
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Grumpy Girl Clothing Just two hours left to vote on your favorite EMERGENCY haiku!

Kawehi

Kawehi I watched the inspirational video offered by GG:
Call 911 now
A fashion emergency
for Kool & the gang

September 21 at 4:39pm · Report
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It was bad enough with JT singing facing us, but when he spun around, and I caught a glimpse of the back, it was all over.
September 23 at 12:48am
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Grumpy Girl Clothing Good morning party people. An adjustment to Haiku Friday has been made after weeks of research. Entry submissions and voting will extend through midnight MONDAY from now on. This means you still have time to submit up to 2 entries this week! Please vote for your favorites as well! Thank you!

Brandon Suyeoka

Brandon Suyeoka Haiku Friday "Emergencies":
I feel it coming!!
God, I need to go right now!!
Where's the damn bathroom!!!

September 18 at 8:01pm · Report
Brandon Suyeoka
Brandon Suyeoka
What is that, claiming the prize sheesh! More GG apparel & accessories can be purchased at www.grumpy-girl.com! ;)
September 23 at 12:12pm
Kelli
Kelli
오빠 축하해요!
September 23 at 12:40pm
Allison S Asleep

Allison S Asleep From @KaizenHawaii via Twitter:

off ninety nine cents
we must stop everything now
accountants unite!

September 18 at 6:05pm · Report
Kawehi
Kawehi
Even though I hate acctg, I think this is funny.
September 21 at 4:41pm
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Grumpy Girl Clothing
How can I not give this a prize. People take note: write about something that bugs me and you'll probably win. However, with a mixed audit/tax background, I am torn, so I offer the flip haiku:

Auditor's response
Ninety-nine cents: close enough
Immaterial
September 23 at 12:56am
Kawehi
Kawehi
I like that response even better.
September 23 at 5:42pm