
HitDanBack.com Happy New Year From HitDanBack!
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That’s right! It’s New Year’s Eve which means two very important things that you should all be aware of!

HitDanBack.com Whitney’s Smoking Crack Again…
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That’s what we hear… Apparently, the stresses of releasing a new album and promoting it have acted as a liaison between Whit-Whit and the glass dick…

HitDanBack.com Brad, Angelina and Brood…
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Here’s a photo of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie hanging out on the set of Angie’s re-shoots for her upcoming film, Salt, with two of their numerous offspring…

HitDanBack.com I Guess I’ll Be The Mother Of Two…
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Listen, as the years pass me by, I’m becoming more and more enamored with the idea of having alarge, attractive family…

HitDanBack.com Breaking News: Bomb Scare At VOGUE!
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Whoah! Conde Nast (which houses Vogue) just evacuated their building in Times Square. A source close to my heart, who is on staff at a Condé Nast, tells us that elevators at the 4 Times Square building ...

HitDanBack.com Even People In Jail Hate Mel Gibson!
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No, really! You might think that only Jews, Malibu residents, Mel’s first wife, cops, women who prefer not to be called “Sugartits”, and Jesus Christ are the only people out there who despise Mel Gibson… But you’d be wrong…

HitDanBack.com Happy Birthday Heidi Fleiss!
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Seriously, I would have bet money on the fact that Heidi Fleiss was at least 73…But, apparently she’s only 44!

HitDanBack.com Rosie’s Off The Market!
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To be totally honest, I’m not sure if this is Rosie’s new whoah-man (who incidentally reminds me of Jenna Jameson)… But I have a hunch she might be the one…

HitDanBack.com VIDEO: James Cameron Sucks…
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If one more person tells me that Avatar is the best movie they’ve ever seen, I’m going to lose my shit and kill Michael Lohan (who I’ve taken hostage for New Years)…

HitDanBack.com Blind Item: Guess Who Isn’t Allowed To Get A Tattoo!?
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Eh-hem… She may have basically married into fame, but this actress continues to let others voice theiropinions as she remains quiet as usual. Guess which popular actress is eager to get a tattoo,but her husband won’t let her?

HitDanBack.com Why I’m Going To See “Dorian Gray”…
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Who remembers that hot dude Ben Barnes who played “Prince Caspian” in The Chronicles of Narnia? I do… and boy oh boysee is he back as Dorian Gray.

HitDanBack.com Blind Item: Guess The Unapologetic Billionaire!
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Eh-hem… With her maids, butlers, drivers, and private chefs, we’ll continue to always be jealous of thisTV Talk Show Host, and apparently she knows it. Guess which overpaid TV giant said:

HitDanBack.com Adios Lil’ Wayne!
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With hotties lining up, pyrotechnics shooting off and semi-automatic weapons within an arms reach, shit gets hectic… For reals.

HitDanBack.com Bristol Palin Files For Full Protective Order Against Levi Johnston…
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Sarah Palin’s skanky daughter, Bristol, who was lucky enough make love to Levi Johnston is now biting the hand that once ever-so-gently caressed her! Oh, yes she is!




















