Homero Arellano
| Affiliation: | Stand Up Comedy |
| Location: | Houston, TX, 77095 |
| Birthday: | February 23, 1988 |
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| Personal Information: | I focus on social criticism, political satire, misanthropy, death, philosophy, etc. Main influences include: George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Jim Gaffigan, Demetri Martin, Jerry Seinfeld, and more. |
| Personal Interests: | Stand Up Comedy. Food. This vaginal penetration thing. Breaking apart this receding country of ours. Cookie cake. Playing Brain Busters with Gary Busey. Shining a flashlight on half of the glow-in-the-dark buttons on the TV remote and turning off the lights to see if I can tell the difference. Sending really long 4-page text messages to people who don't have text messaging on their phone plan. Running over cripples...just to make sure they're not faking it. Writing on The Greater Truth. |
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June 26
Homero Arellano imported a note.
8:22pmSuch an obvious joke, but done so wonderfully... Line of the Week: He's not a superhero...he's a stuporhero. You see what I did there? -Jason Bateman on Hancock I can't believe some people actually like Batman over Iron Man...that's fucking bullshit.
June 23
Homero Arellano imported a note.
6:12am...died yesterday of heart failure at 5:55pm in a California hospital at the age of 71.I'm glad Allen and I got to see him in his last concert in Houston.Kind of weird that he died in the state farthest away from his beloved hometown of NYC.Best comedian with the most powerful material.I could go...
June 17
Homero Arellano imported a note.
10:40pmThe reason why Christians are considered pussies... Line of the Week: 35 feet looks a lot less painful than it feels.
June 9
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5:28pmSomeone get this slick bastard a beer!!Line of the Week: I African-Americaned out -Zach Galifanakis on the night beforeThe glorious heat-induced compressed education we call summer school began this week for me and after attending both of my classes I had to look over my schedule again to see where...
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Homero Arellano imported a note.
6:34pm