Homero Arellano

Maybe it's just me, but I love the unnecessary use of quotation marks...Line of the Week: "Whatever, my penis touched her naked body" -The FB status of a friend of mineLet the record state that every time you go to a restaurant, request a to-go box and forget to leave with it, DESPITE THE FACT THAT...

This parking spot was reserved for white customers only, but I got in and out quick...Line of The Week: "If you can barely afford the abortion, how you gonna raise a child?" -@bethatasitmayBefore you do anything else, if there is a single part of your body that even mildly enjoys laughing, click...

Still want to argue with me about the "right to life?"Line of the Week: The only way you can get out of robbing my parents' house is if you have a...really...big...cock...

This is why abortion is acceptable more times than most...Line of the Week: We double-teamed his dick...

I know you're touching yourself...stop it...

Posting this picture wasn't a random decision...and those kids deserve it for being shitty children.Line of the Week: We should kill each other sometime next week...you have to go first though. -Me to a girl I'm datingHoly shit nuggets I haven't been on here in waaaaaaay too long...

Why do some people insist on getting in the way of true love?Line of the Week: You could rape me, lol -My stalkerDid you know that wood cutting and circumcisions are basically the same thing...

This poster was made by god...straight up.Line of the Week (Months?): Let's go see some naked daughters and moms!...

You just got BACON'd!!Line of the week (month?): Girl - She texted me "You really touched my heart"Me - You should text her back "Would you like me to touch something else?"First things first: As you can tell, I'm very seriously contemplating making this into a monthly blog, but then I'd be like...

Line of the Week: What time do you start throwing out donuts? -Tina Fey on 30 RockLet me begin by confirming that it is in fact my 21st birthday today...

So does Dumbledore...Line of the Week: What time do you start throwing out donuts...

No update this week, I'm still too pissed about the following item to think about anything else:(Click the Picture...)Fucking AMPAS...Oh, and before I forget:Buttholes.

I said it once and I'll say it again, woman are more shallow than men...Line of the Week: Well I like aggressive women with a nerdy vibe.....

Never forget...(Great way to kick off '09)Line of the Week(s):I was gonna fist you... -Norm from Yes ManBut I prefer walking around checking out little asian girls...wait, fuck. -Me at workShe could eat me under a table -Kate Winslet on LettermanHey there everybody...