Homero Arellano

This poster was made by god...straight up.Line of the Week (Months?): Let's go see some naked daughters and moms!...

You just got BACON'd!!Line of the week (month?): Girl - She texted me "You really touched my heart"Me - You should text her back "Would you like me to touch something else?"First things first: As you can tell, I'm very seriously contemplating making this into a monthly blog, but then I'd be like...

Line of the Week: What time do you start throwing out donuts? -Tina Fey on 30 RockLet me begin by confirming that it is in fact my 21st birthday today...

So does Dumbledore...Line of the Week: What time do you start throwing out donuts...

No update this week, I'm still too pissed about the following item to think about anything else:(Click the Picture...)Fucking AMPAS...Oh, and before I forget:Buttholes.

I said it once and I'll say it again, woman are more shallow than men...Line of the Week: Well I like aggressive women with a nerdy vibe.....

Never forget...(Great way to kick off '09)Line of the Week(s):I was gonna fist you... -Norm from Yes ManBut I prefer walking around checking out little asian girls...wait, fuck. -Me at workShe could eat me under a table -Kate Winslet on LettermanHey there everybody...

Tony Jaa is the only good thing to come out of Thailand aside from prostitution...Line of the Week: You Krispy Kreme motherfuckers!...

I really hate motivational posters but I actually laughed at this...Line of the Week: Rape: An American Family Tradition -IHOP ExcursionYou know how sometimes you think you're getting a deal when you're actually not because you're completely unawares of any effects of said "deal?" Well I do, and I...

What. The. Fuck?!Line of the Week: Blasphemy High Five -Me, to Matt, at Starbucks with these two chicks.Herro, herro. Not much has happened this week aside from various situations that ocurred during work and school, but hopefully you'll enjoy hearing about them as much as I did experiencing them...

Like I've said before, marketing majors are superior to all...Line of the Week: All Rockets, No Sockets...Andy Richter with his Bon-A Constrictor...Artie Lang with his Hearty Wang -Conan O' Brien Sausage WeekWoo woo for busy people, and when I say woo woo I actually don't mean that, so take it as...

I have a bunch of presentations and projects due all this week, so I won't update until Wednesday or so.However, tomorrow is the Comedy Night event at Lone Star College. It starts at 7pm in the Conference center and is completely free. I'll be doing a 10min. set to open for Houston comedian Billy D...

In lieu of today being the most annoying Election day in all of history, I decided to post the best speech ever given to mankind by any President of The United States of America:Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world...

Yes and I needed four pictures, and yes, those are the cheerleaders of the Jacksonville Jaguars dressed up as female Ghostbusters...it's like my recurring wet dream!!!!Line of the Week: Smell the dick on the kid...

Maybe abortion is wrong...Line of the Week: I'm shooting babies, no ifs, ands or maybes -Randy quoting the Notorious B.I.G.I want to start off by saying that not only is it fucking exciting that Halloween is this Friday, but that if you don't go to a Halloween party dressed up, you're mentally...

Reality Comics just never caught on...Line of the Week: Don't even get me started on Chili's Semen -DanA big week has been in the works, and by works I mean past tense, and by past tense I mean this sentence doesn't make sense.I watched the premiere episode of that new TV show: My Own Worst Enemy...

Amen.Line of the Week: I'm so left-wing I'm Korean -Me...kinda.Before I begin typing the next paragraph thing I need to mention that I have an announcement.I have an announcement:I tried out for a Comedy Night at Lone Star and I got it, it's November 11th at 7pm at Lone Star, room CENT 135...

This is why I'm a Marketing major...Line of the Week: I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you. -Dwight SchruteWell look at this, it's my 50th official update...I guess that means I'm allowed to be disrespectful to cops, mix business with pleasure and start my own church and/or cult...

Mac and Jeep owners get the same response: Grow up, get a real job and get yourself a PC you fucking hipsters...Line of the Week: Social Darwinism is about how can get it on the most -My history teacherSo I'm going to get a job. What...

Yet another way to solve Childhood Obesity...Line of the Week: ...back like a night after a bad taco -Sylar on the Heroes season premier. Worst. Line...

I made this in Photoshop a while ago and you know what? I don't care how nerdy it is, a Rorschach-obsesses Jedi would be the most badass thing since Jack the Ripper.Line of the Week: Nos vamos a tomar unos tragos coquetos.....

fucking killed my internetz, so you'll have to wait, just like me, for Comcast to get off their asses in Galveston and help the people of Cypress...However, if I see one more fucking family going to the store to buy 7 cases of beer, I'm going to fucking shove a french bread up their asses...

I was going to do a regular update today but I realized that, aside from seeing Mitch Fatel last week at the Improv (Hilarious by the way), I haven't done a goddamn thing...

Japanese artists are...interesting...Line of the Week: Worst case scenario, if the levies break, water will rush in... -News reporter from New Orleans while tracking GustavOh man, talk about a busy week...

Yeah, yeah, it's Tuesday and no update. I'm busy and I've got class and homework, I'll update it sometime later.In the meantime, go read The Rapist Article, or The Worst Movies Ever!...

Watch that and laugh gleefully...or just click on it...Line of the Week: If you trust in God, he'll give you shoes.....

I can't look at that without laughing...Best. Desktop. Ever.Line of the Week: As far as words go, "Cunt" is just the pussy version of "Nigger". -MeBefore I officially begin, I'd like to e-cut the red e-tape on my new film blog, The Reel Truth...

You know the new scoring for gymnastics?Fuck it, and the guy who approved it.

Fucking fat people always ruining everything...THEY'RE they cause of all wars...Line of the week: Oh shit...

I don't even need to say anything, Hahahahaha...Line of the Week: Our love is like the border between Greece and Albania -Some song on WeedsAlright, I've got a shitload of movie news this entry...