
It's not racist if it's funny...Line of the Week: Shocking Surprise Of The Morning -The direct translation of the Korean title of Edgar Wright's 'Shaun of the Dead'I was 'relaxing' with a friend after work on Saturday and as he ate his sushi, his dog came up and tried to eat it, promoting him to...

Maybe it's just me, but I love the unnecessary use of quotation marks...Line of the Week: "Whatever, my penis touched her naked body" -The FB status of a friend of mineLet the record state that every time you go to a restaurant, request a to-go box and forget to leave with it, DESPITE THE FACT THAT...

This parking spot was reserved for white customers only, but I got in and out quick...Line of The Week: "If you can barely afford the abortion, how you gonna raise a child?" -@bethatasitmayBefore you do anything else, if there is a single part of your body that even mildly enjoys laughing, click...

Still want to argue with me about the "right to life?"Line of the Week: The only way you can get out of robbing my parents' house is if you have a...really...big...cock...

This is why abortion is acceptable more times than most...Line of the Week: We double-teamed his dick...

Posting this picture wasn't a random decision...and those kids deserve it for being shitty children.Line of the Week: We should kill each other sometime next week...you have to go first though. -Me to a girl I'm datingHoly shit nuggets I haven't been on here in waaaaaaay too long...

Why do some people insist on getting in the way of true love?Line of the Week: You could rape me, lol -My stalkerDid you know that wood cutting and circumcisions are basically the same thing...

This poster was made by god...straight up.Line of the Week (Months?): Let's go see some naked daughters and moms!...

You just got BACON'd!!Line of the week (month?): Girl - She texted me "You really touched my heart"Me - You should text her back "Would you like me to touch something else?"First things first: As you can tell, I'm very seriously contemplating making this into a monthly blog, but then I'd be like...

Line of the Week: What time do you start throwing out donuts? -Tina Fey on 30 RockLet me begin by confirming that it is in fact my 21st birthday today...

No update this week, I'm still too pissed about the following item to think about anything else:(Click the Picture...)Fucking AMPAS...Oh, and before I forget:Buttholes.

I said it once and I'll say it again, woman are more shallow than men...Line of the Week: Well I like aggressive women with a nerdy vibe.....











