Affiliation:
Stand Up Comedy
Location:
Houston, TX, 77095
Birthday:
February 23, 1988

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I focus on social criticism, political satire, misanthropy, death, philosophy, etc.

Main influences include:
George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Jim Gaffigan, Demetri Martin, Jerry Seinfeld, and more.
Personal Interests:
Stand Up Comedy.
Food.
This vaginal penetration thing.
Breaking apart this receding country of ours.
Cookie cake.
Playing Brain Busters with Gary Busey.
Shining a flashlight on half of the glow-in-the-dark buttons on the TV remote and turning off the lights to see if I can tell the difference.
Sending really long 4-page text messages to people who don't have text messaging on their phone plan.
Running over cripples...just to make sure they're not faking it.
Writing on The Greater Truth.

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July 6

Homero Arellano imported a note.

6:34pm
Line of the Week: It's just that, when I'm texting, telling someone they're a "piece of shiv" just doesn't send the same message... -Me on my phone finally memorizing "shit"First things first, Happy 4th of July! If you're not American, well...happy Friday, cunt-muscles.
June 26

Homero Arellano imported a note.

8:22pm
Such an obvious joke, but done so wonderfully... Line of the Week: He's not a superhero...he's a stuporhero. You see what I did there? -Jason Bateman on Hancock I can't believe some people actually like Batman over Iron Man...that's fucking bullshit.
June 23

Homero Arellano imported a note.

6:12am
...died yesterday of heart failure at 5:55pm in a California hospital at the age of 71.I'm glad Allen and I got to see him in his last concert in Houston.Kind of weird that he died in the state farthest away from his beloved hometown of NYC.Best comedian with the most powerful material.I could go...
June 17

Homero Arellano imported a note.

10:40pm
The reason why Christians are considered pussies... Line of the Week: 35 feet looks a lot less painful than it feels.
June 9

Homero Arellano imported a note.

5:28pm
Someone get this slick bastard a beer!!Line of the Week: I African-Americaned out -Zach Galifanakis on the night beforeThe glorious heat-induced compressed education we call summer school began this week for me and after attending both of my classes I had to look over my schedule again to see where...
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Kris wrote at 10:47pm on April 22nd, 2008
wow thats pretty quick feedback, ahah. solid performance, i dug it
Kris wrote at 2:49pm on April 22nd, 2008
put up some videos!!!

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