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Jim
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Mehmet Devecel insan değerini bilip yaşamlıki yaşam ona kendisi gibi dönmeli tüm alemlere slm olsun ?We must care our lifes, then life will care about us. It goes to all ? Körden değil nankörden, yüzsüzden değil ikiyüzlüden, tipi bozuktan değil sütü bozuktan Kork
Jim
HOW THE FIGHT
STARTED:I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are
alongside the road and slowly the other driver gets out of the car. .
.....and you know how things go in the morning.....how soooooo stressed
life-stuff gets? How the smallest thing will just PISS YOU OFF? Yeah,
well, I could NOT believe it . . . he... was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and
say, "Well, which one are you then?"... And that's how the fight
started
Jackie Napier Add me up guys, i want a serious man plsssssssssss, playas back offff
Michael Funderburg
if your offended easily don't read.
A Iranian man, Mexican man, and an American are sitting at a bar. They all order shots and one at a time take there shots. After the Iranian takes his he throws his glass in the air and shoots it. The others look at him confused. He says where i come from we have so much sand we jus...t make our own glass so we don't have to use the same glass twice.
Then the Mexican man takes his shot throws it up and shoots it. The other men look confused. He says we have so many shot glasses we never drink from the same one twice either. Well the American just kinda chuckles and then takes his shot, pulls out his pistol and shoots the two men that were drinking with him. The bar tender scared out of his mind puts his hands up and says what the fuck!!!! The man replies where i come from we have so many of them we don't have to drink with the same two twice.
Mehmet Devecel insan değerini bilip yaşamlıki yaşam ona kendisi gibi dönmeli tüm alemlere slm olsun ?We must care our lifes, then life will care about us. It goes to all ? Körden değil nankörden, yüzsüzden değil ikiyüzlüden, tipi bozuktan değil sütü bozuktan Kork
Domen
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Jasen Jones how can you tell a blonde has been using you're computer? There's white-out on the screen
Jasen Jones A woman and her daughter are walking through the park when they see 2 squirrels havin sex. The little girl looks up a her mom and asks what they are doing. thinking fast the mom says "there making a cake honey." the next morning the mom and dad are in the kitchen and the little girl walks in. She looks at her mom and s...ays "you and daddy were making cake on the couch last night weren't you mommy?" Shocked, the mom replies "yes honey, how did you know that?" The girl smiles and said "because i ate the leftover icing."
I ♥ Jokes This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."
Mehmet Devecel insan değerini bilip yaşamlıki yaşam ona kendisi gibi dönmeli tüm alemlerin KURBAN BAYRAMINI KUTLARIM ?? We must care our lifes, then life will care about us. It goes to all ? Körden değil nankörden, yüzsüzden değil ikiyüzlüden, tipi bozuktan değil sütü bozuktan Kork !
Jo
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
