Jordan, Jesse GO!

Listening to Jordan, Jesse GO! taught me how to fix my car all by myself, without having to consult the local mechanic. I also learned how the game of freeze tag can help third world nations become more prosperous.

This is the first podcast I have ever felt the need to download every episode then listen to them in 3 episode spurts, backwards......... like watching Memento, but with more old-timey baseball references.

Yeah, the great thing about it is when I'm feelin' down and in the dirt, and I'm without my smokes or M&M's, I'll always have one thing with me to keep me going - Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Before I discovered JJ Go, I was nowhere, nothing, a nobody. But now when I enter a restaurant, the waiter or waitress will tell me of a "special" dish which, I imagine they have prepared just for me on account of my new found status as a JJ Go listener.

I was having trouble finding a low, fixed-rate loan with my credit, but with Jordan, Jesse GO!, I was approved in minutes! Thank you JJ GO!

...(cue sad violin music)... I was so bored and lonely, sitting disgruntled in my workspace day in and day out... a typical art school girl- turned-office bitch...

...but now... (cue victory music of choice)... with JJ Go, I get payed to catalog images and laugh my guts out! Thanks, guys!