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- Grab a Mop 5:00am Nov 2
- Why I Hate Everyone: Reason #574 7:27am Oct 30
- Running thru some headlines 6:53am Oct 29
One day, two little girls, Sasha and Malia, were painting a picture of their dog to hang on the refrigerator. They started to get a little bit sloppy because they were excited at how well the picture was coming along and accidentally spilled paint on the floor...
Clinton ‘Asylum of Terror’ haunted house angers N.J. mental-health advocates This place in Jersey that I’ve never been to, Red Mill Museum, is hosting an annual haunted house. This year’s theme is “Asylum of Terror”. What’s it about? Well, there’...
Psychiatric Meds Can Bring on Rapid Weight Gain in Kids. These are anti-psychotic drugs that often benefit children who have schizophrenia, autism, tics, severe bipolar disorder or aggressive behavior.. So…parents would rather have a psychotic, socially awkward, suicidal child than a fatty? ...
Disney is offering refunds to parents who used “Baby Einstein” videos because they somehow don’t make your kid a genius. I’m not surprised. Have you even seen one of these? It’s the biggest bunch on nonsense imaginable. They mig...
I’m watching Man vs. Food and while I like this show, I’m irritated with it. In this episode, Adam is visiting some soul food place. Li...
Conventional wisdom says that most people become diabetic (type 2 that is) by being overweight...
Jeff Dunham has a new show coming out on Comedy Central. I believe it starts tonight. Good for him. I don’t begrudge him any of his success. The man has worked hard at what he does. I may not enjoy that kind of thing, but I also don’t like country music or falafel; it doesn’t [...]
When I was a kid, I really loved karate. I felt like I was pretty good at it, but after a while I started to become disillusioned with it. It was really a snowball of things that started with the very first UFC in which pretty much every karate guy got his ass handed to [...]
What does food have to do with everything else? I’ll explain in a moment, but first let get this out. Ever drive by a restaurant over and over again and start to get a hankering for it? Yeah, me too. ...
DVD sales peaked in 2006 and now they’ve been on a steady decline. Why? Well, some would like to suggest that piracy is the reason for a decline in DVD sales. Interesting, but stupid. ...
I’ve got a new policy in my personal life: Don’t debate issues with someone who doesn’t at least in part agree with the same fundamentals as I do. This isn’t me running away from a challenge or only wanting to associate with people who think the same way I do. It’s a way to save my [...]
I have yet to see Michael Moore’s new movie, Capitalism: A Love Story, but I’m sure it’ll piss me off as much as the rest of his movies do. One...
I was thinking about healthcare. I know, I’m an exciting fellah. Any-hoo-didde-do, I was thinking about “the public option” which will more than likely turn into the only option. Then...
So, I’m able to address a couple of things that some of my newer friends and older friends might find somewhat relevant. In short, I will be moving soon. When we moved to Pennsylvania, we knew this wasn’t a permanent thing. I wanted to be close to New York City so I could come in, do [...]
Last Wednesday I dropped my wife off at the airport so she could fly to California and take part in the upcoming Richard Simmons DVD and infomercial. She was a hit on QVC with him and they wanted to bring her in for this project (I won’t get in to how much it bothers me [...]
