Justin McClure
THIS WEEK 11/16

Mon - Mama Juanas, 9:30 (Studio City, CA)

Tues - Hollywood IMPROV, 8pm (IMPROV on Melrose)

Wed - Westside Theatre 10:30pm (Santa Monica, CA)

Thurs - Laugh Factory 8pm
(Long Beach, CA)

Sat - Casablanca Casino 7pm
(Mesquite, NV)
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Justin McClure

Justin McClure Saw a treadmill with a tv and a fan on it. Why not install a snack machine as well? Pathetic

Justin McClure

Justin McClure TONIGHT HEADLINING Tommy T's in Pleasanton, CA - BAY AREA peoples I hope you can come!:) 7:30 show....

Justin McClure

Justin McClure

Stand-Up
Justin McClure

Justin McClure Where the Wild Thigs Are should be renamed Where the Best Naps Are cause I slept during that awful movie. Terrible. Borefest

November 1 at 7:37pm
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Arissa
Arissa
I will see the movie this week...but you're the first I heard from that didn't like it.
November 1 at 9:32pm
Diana Lynne Young-Mixon
Diana Lynne Young-Mixon
I remember reading that when I worked in the library...good book, but they take the books and screw them up. I don't even go to movies anymore because they only make stuff they want to see...I think they have forgotten there is a country of people here who are hungry for good entertainment!! We have very few..Foxworthy, Cosby (not around much), Dennis Miller...can't even think of many for families and others to watch that don't like the vulgar. Still watch Seinfeld reruns.
November 2 at 6:58am
Justin McClure

Justin McClure Emceeing Halloween on Pine TONIGHT in Long Beach - 3,000 people. Hell yah! I'm gonna do it to it baby whoooaa!!

Justin McClure

Justin McClure

Professional
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October 30 at 8:34pm
Justin McClure
Justin McClure
thanks Stephanie Stout
October 30 at 8:48pm
Justin McClure

Justin McClure I wanna help the homeless...upgrade their technology. I saw a homeless dude with a 512kb mp3 player. We can't let them live like that!

Justin McClure

Justin McClure Black people have trouble saying 'ask', but no trouble at all saying 'cadillac Escalade'. Axe'd 'em, it's true.

October 25 at 2:27pm
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Diana Lynne Young-Mixon
Diana Lynne Young-Mixon
That is true and funny...lol. I have trouble pronouncing Worcertshire sauce along with a lot of other people....that is another subject!
October 26 at 7:32am
Sarah Teekasingh
Sarah Teekasingh
well i wouldn't know cause im not black, but ill make sure to correct my black friends.....
October 26 at 5:52pm
Justin McClure

Justin McClure 2 hour and 5 min on stage tonight...what's wrong with me? Damn it was personal. Damn it was honest. Damn it was real.

October 23 at 11:04pm
Justin McClure

Justin McClure People are obsessed with stars/celebs because they have yet to star in their own life. I don't know your favorite celebrity and I don't care

October 23 at 1:54pm
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Neri Guajardo Perino
Neri Guajardo Perino
I've known you too long... Miss you.
October 23 at 9:11pm
Brice Yett
Brice Yett
but justin....YOU are my most favorite!!!
October 23 at 10:43pm
Justin McClure

Justin McClure Starting Nov I'm running Thursday's at the LAUGH FACTORY in Long Beach, looking for LB comics, people who want to help...

October 20 at 4:44pm
Mike Milakovic
Mike Milakovic
BTW...call me. I would love to help if I can!! I love you motherfucker!
October 20 at 6:36pm
Justin McClure

Justin McClure WED NIGHT @ HOLLYWOOD IMPROV: BISCUITS AND GRAVY. 8:30 PM - COME SEE ME!! I'LL BE HIWARWIOUS

Justin

Justin i guess im not the only Justin McClure with a dirty sense of humor...we should unite all justin mcclures and have a comedy group that goes on tour

October 17 at 1:54pm · Report
Justin McClure
Justin McClure
you just better not be younger and more famous than me, oh wait you are...ok now I'm pissed! haha
glad to know ya Justin McClure!
October 18 at 6:13pm
Justin
Justin
haha yeah good to know you too, unfortunately my fame has not brought wealth, just a girlfriend who doesnt appreciate me sexist and racy humor, who would have thought woman dont like those sort of jokes, i guess its all about timing, next time ill make sure shes liquored up! haha anyways you should come to Vancouver, BC, and do a show.
October 18 at 6:44pm
Justin McClure
Justin McClure
hey man I'll try to come to the BC, that would be great. Last time I tried to go to Canada, I was escorted out because of prior DUIs..haha, hopefully one day I'm worthy and qualified to come into your great country. hehe
October 20 at 11:20am
Rachelle Taylor

Rachelle Taylor Hey you...How are u???

October 17 at 10:09am · Report
Justin McClure
Justin McClure
considering I just delivered a baby, fought terrorism, and helped an old lady carry groceries across an interstate...I'm doing well. you?!
October 17 at 1:34pm
Justin McClure

Justin McClure I just saw these 2 dogs having sex, pretty sure they didn't know each other. Why can dogs rape each other with no charges ever pressed?

October 17 at 10:06am
Christine
Christine
cos bitches like it.
October 17 at 10:38am
Cat
Cat
horn dogs... why press charges when you can press bodies? >;)
October 17 at 10:56am