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- New York, NY
- Birthday:
- January 1
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Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel
is it a bird? is it a plane? ...Nah....just my cousin upsate who will leap buildings in a single bound to get those chocolate xmas leftovers.
We are in the parks NOW! Come and feed us what you dont want ;)
Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel
happy holidays to everyone from all us NYC squirrels:
Remember our xmas tune:
♫A pistachio nut is just enough to give your squirrel a treat,
A pistachio nut is just enough until its time to eat.♫♫
It's full of goodness & protien, yet very small and neat♫
♫A pistachio nut is just enough to give your squirreeeeeeeeeelllllllll...l.........(deep breath).......................... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!
thank you very much...Kalandaka has left the building.
www.kalandaka.com
“Don’t let them tell you life’s only about what you can see. Life is also about what you dream, what you can’t see, what you can only imagine. Maybe Kalan, it’s not worth seeing after all, maybe your imagination is better than mine, but you’ll only know if you go and take a look for yourself.”Bilka
Sam Time to partay at the Rock!
Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Purchase a copy of my book this December
and get FREE Gold membership to my squirrelsquad! Just send your
address and a copy of the book order to info@kalandaka.com
www.kalandaka.com
and you can purchase his ridiculously over-priced first self published novel here (lulu is quicker as they are the printers as well) orhere
Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel nuts will do
Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel I'll meet you under the trefoil arch in Central Park at 1pm Wednesday. Bring food.
Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel We squirrels have never understood why single women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't do what you wantl, they like to stay out all night, & when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. #CATSUCK
Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel Happy thanksgiving - go easy on the cool whip! No tweets on thursday But from 11am-1pm CET FRIDAY i will be tweeting live. Come talk to the squirrel @kalandaka
Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel training for the annual Union Park syncronized tree climbing contest is underway. Check us out if you are passing this week.
Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel even my ghostwriter is doing a set of postcards for christmas..so if you want something less squirrelly try him. The two timing copycat, he is becoming such a hustler.
Limited Edition pack of 6 high quailty postcards featuring some images from the "Metro Love?" series. Avaliable now! This is the first time I am producing a series of postcards and this first edition will be limited to 50 packs. The cards are laminated on one side and ...printed on heavy 350g/m paper. Each pack is numbered and signed. Cost is £12.95 per pack. This price includes postage and packing. Payment can only be made via PAYPAL. If you wish to purchase a pack then please message me here and i will send you all the details you need to make payment. They are avaliable now on a first come first served basis.
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Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel
stuck for an original present for someone you love this year? SQUIRREL 'EM
Get them a copy of my book or sign them up to my squirrelsquad!
www.kalandaka.com
“Don’t let them tell you life’s only about what you can see. Life is also about what you dream, what you can’t see, what you can only imagine. Maybe Kalan, it’s not worth seeing after all, maybe your imagination is better than mine, but you’ll only know if you go and take a look for yourself.”Bilka
Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel friday on @kalandaka on twitter will be another of my always popular #CATSUCK days, where I shall be giving the usual squirrel unconventional praise to our feline friends . Tune in...cat lovers ;) If you have something you would like to share about cats in your life #catsuck is for you
Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel This monday on twitter all my tweets are going to rhyme why not join in if you have the time
Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel Hitler the cats list is a good way o clearly seeing why my redneck cousin @common squirrel has me beat on twitter. I am stuck on 2k for the last 6 months, because you humans clearly dont like a NYC loud mouth! ;)
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Kalandaka, the New York Squirrel I think my photographer is going way too "Italian Vogue" with my latest shots
