A place to read about - and share - all of those darn things kids say.
Tessa so my sister picked up two pups that were lost... so cute!!! My daughter loves them and was playing with them in her room. She came out soooooo excited and couldn't wait to show me how one of them was doing the "cha-cha" on her leg!!
Kids Say the Darndest Things ...My son, who's being raised Jewish, after attending Xmas Eve Presbyterian services with his cousin, "Mom, I think I'd like to be Christian, 'cause THEIR services are in English."
Jadie Wilson My 4 yr old son was eating at the table when he was asked by his aunt Mi Mi where her hug was, he replied " its in my brain watching T.V. "
Kids Say the Darndest Things ...My friend's 4-year old son woke up a week before Christmas from a dream and said, "I think I might be on that naughty list."
Kids Say the Darndest Things ...My son, after refusing to let me wipe off the booger that was hanging out of his nose: "I think my nose can be my booger's home."
Mickaela Kathleen Welch-Schwebach Im 18 and my sister is 4. we were driving to our great-grandparents house in the country and i kept seeing pheasants walking on the side of the road. i kept getting excited and pointed to them so she would get excited when she saw them too. after the 3rd time i got excited she was like "KAYLA, ARE YOU A FAN OF PHEASAN...TS?" because i was overreacting i guess. it was so funny i had to pull over cause i was laughing so hard.
Kids Say the Darndest Things ...6 year old got out two folding chairs and laid across them under a lamp "sunbathing." When I asked why, she said, "What, it's winter. I've gotta do something!"... as if she needs to continue working on her tan during the winter months!
Kids Say the Darndest Things ...My 9 year old little sister: "Sissy, under my bed, I found the clothes that fell off my build-a-bear when I was sleeping." Me: "Oh, that is good. Now it will have clothes." Little sister: "Yes it will. I must sleep really rough!"
Lisa Denton When my son was about five years old I had taken him to go see Santa Claus at the local mall. Mind you the "Santa" looked pretty pathetic. My son gets up on his lap and studies "Santa", noticing that his beard wasn't real he says..." Santa? Why do you have a fake beard?" Santa looked at him in suprise and said that his... real beard didn't grow out fast enough. My Son..." Why are you hiding it...are you ugly under there?"
Kids Say the Darndest Things ...Me to my 4 year old: "So, did you remember what day of the week it was when the teacher asked?" My 4 year old: "No, my brain took the name of the day and put it in the dustbin."
Jeremy As I'm brushing my 4-yr old daughters tangly hair, perhaps a bit too forcefully, she turns to me, hands on hips and says " Daddy, don't be so rough - I'm a girl. We're different than boys. Don't you know that?"
Kids Say the Darndest Things ...Me to the 4 year old: "So, what would you like for breakfast?" The 4 year old: "A bottle of wine."
Kids Say the Darndest Things ..."If you don't know where timbukto is, do you know where timbukone is?"
Kids Say the Darndest Things The winning quote from our "Worth Repeating" contest...My just-turned-4 year old was getting in a bit of trouble. She looked at me and said: "I wish I had magic crystals so that I could take your mouth away and you would stop talking."
