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Living Indefinitely Another breakthrough! We've determined that global warming is caused by human activity. One particular human, in fact - Jonathan Taylor Thomas from "Home Improvement."

14 hours ago
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Living Indefinitely Will Google Wave succeed? If so, we expect the company will then introduce Google Handshake and Google Kiss Goodbye

Yesterday at 7:06am
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Living Indefinitely Hagar's Law is no more! Our laboratory has discovered a second way to rock.

Sat at 1:54pm
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Living Indefinitely Fill in the blanks: _______ is an art form, and I am its __________

November 20 at 2:32pm
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For example: "Doing nothing is an art form, and I am its Leonardo"
November 20 at 2:32pm
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Living Indefinitely I wouldn't make a good James Bond. If someone put a contract out on me, I couldn't beat the assailant until he said for whom he worked - I'd have to crowdsource it. "Hey FBers, anyone know who's trying to kill me?"

November 20 at 6:06am
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Living Indefinitely One way Living Indefinitely is better than the highway system: you are welcome to transport implements of husbandry across it.

November 19 at 10:45am
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Living Indefinitely The Mushroom Kingdom and Bowser's "Dark Land": is diplomacy an option?

November 18 at 6:05am
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Living Indefinitely Project for the day: anytime you encounter something you dislike, say "That's jive" or some variation thereof. Then tell us about it in this thread.

November 17 at 5:29am
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Living Indefinitely Idea for a new phone app: the In-a-Gadda-da-Vida-er. Your phone periodically goes into a drunken stupor and mumbles 60's lyrics.

November 16 at 8:44am
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Living Indefinitely A new government audit says Eddy Grant did rock down to Electric Avenue, but took it only 14% higher, not the 36% higher originally thought.

November 16 at 5:46am
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Living Indefinitely The punchline is "This is Marlon Brando". But what is the joke?

November 15 at 2:40pm
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Living Indefinitely Here's a dilemma: Tomorrow is your long awaited dinner date with the ghost of Ethel Merman. But then, Eddie Money shows up at your door, offering two tickets to paradise. "Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight?" he pleads. What do you do?

November 14 at 4:16pm
Sonya Carlson
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Go hide under the covers and hope that Eddie Money takes the ghost of Merman.
November 14 at 4:34pm
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Critics loved the Beatles, but fans never really caught on, especially in America, where teen music lovers said "we're perfectly happy with Bobby Rydell, but thanks for your interest" (they didn't say this metaphorically, they actually said it - there was a...
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So if progress is to be believed, blowing up asteroids or getting a frog across a busy stretch of road is a poorer, less mature video gaming experience than chasing a virtual Tom Arnold around the Playboy Mansion...
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For trenchant media theory and criticism, look no further than random people on YouTube! In the pilot episode [of The Critic], we were treated to three quick parodies right off the bat...