Living Indefinitely
Critics loved the Beatles, but fans never really caught on, especially in America, where teen music lovers said "we're perfectly happy with Bobby Rydell, but thanks for your interest" (they didn't say this metaphorically, they actually said it - there was a...
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So if progress is to be believed, blowing up asteroids or getting a frog across a busy stretch of road is a poorer, less mature video gaming experience than chasing a virtual Tom Arnold around the Playboy Mansion...
Living Indefinitely
For trenchant media theory and criticism, look no further than random people on YouTube! In the pilot episode [of The Critic], we were treated to three quick parodies right off the bat...
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These Movie Moments keep cropping up, don't they? Richard Nixon Scarecrow isn't perhaps as flattering as Nixon/Terminator hybrid, but seeing the 37th President of the United States sing and dance with Judy Garland is... exactly why I had to start this project in the first place. Dance, Mr...
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In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by three separate, but equally important groups: the police who investigate crime, the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders, and the five Eyeores who perform the theme to "Law and Order"...
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This is why I love advice columns: For 15 years I was a happily married homemaker with a wonderful husband. "Duncan" and I attended church together, frolicked through the fields, even exterminated rodents together. He was my best friend. It was bliss...
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Think being called "the next Einstein" means squat? Aw hell no, Stephen Hawking. Yahoo Answers user "Weasel Features" is calling your ass out! Don't get distracted by the three typos, or the fact that "Stephen Hawkings is so pretencious?" isn't a question...
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Think being called "the next Einstein" means squat? Aw hell no, Stephen Hawking. Yahoo Answers user "Weasel Features" is calling your ass out! Don't get distracted by the three typos, or the fact that "Stephen Hawkings is so pretencious?" isn't a question...
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The punishment for being a liar clearly demonstrated: Thanks, About:Blank
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Mr. Monopoly's brother here just oozes evil, doesn't he? I call him Senor Monopolio, and in his original misadventure, he twisted his mustache toward the nefarious goal of putting "the powerful interests" ahead of minority voters...
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I keep a list on my computer of things that I am confused about. The first item is "Why aren't more things made out of NERF?" The second is "why aren't more things made out of jelly," and you can see where this is going...
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I wasn't intending to start a project when I made my Nixon/Terminator hybrid a few weeks ago, but wherever I turn, someone is asking me to use face capture technology in some promotional thing or other. So consider it the first part of my newest endeavor, the Nixon Everywhere project...
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Cleverest t-shirt of the week! Thanks, Geekologie
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Shocked as we all were over the undies-wearing Doctor Manhattan figure, our blue friend sans visible blue friend is certainly not the only action figure to furrow a brow in all of toydom...
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Looks like kids' toys are once again being made for kids and not collectors, now that the action figure of the bluest, nudest, dongiest superhero of all time, Dr. Manhattan, is wearing briefs...