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Drake Studebake
Drake Studebake reveals the great bottle feeding conspiracy. Plus tips for sleepless new dads!
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Over a month ago I wrote about the impending doom that was soon to land on Castle Studebake like a dog's leg over a fire hydrant. My wife had begun discussing the introduction of formula into young Throckmorton's ...
Drake Studebake and the vassals of Castle Studebake take on the pharmaceutical companies over strawberry flavored newborn medicine.
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As the sun rose above the horizon this morning, and my ego fell yet an inch further below sea level, Hastrobal asked me the first question to which I could not respond with either a self-amusing lie or an answer. ...
Drake Studebake Watch out world! Drake's in charge today!
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Earlier this morning, or late last night, depending on how you look at things, Throckmorton and I were deep into a yawning competition (I'll have you know, dear reader, that I, Drake Studebake, was in ...
Drake Studebake is tired of being compared to other "better" dads. To hell with them and their super human feats.
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Castle Studebake's walls are once again echoing a woman's rather suspect words.This time it's a tormenting oration which begins with "do you know that" or "are you aware that" followed by "Johnny's dad", ...
Drake Studebake Latest poll results are in and the world now has a budding Belorussian commissar on its hands. Watch your back, I say.
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The results for the July Oh Shit, I'm a Dad poll "What should I train young Studebake to be?" are in.32 votes for Conquistador... The winner, yes, but I've decided to ignore that. Too much research involved.23 votes for Lama... ...
Drake Studebake Baby product review: Who is the great genius who thought of putting pockets in pants for newborns?
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Dear designers at Baby Gap,What a stroke of genius to put pockets on trousers for newborns! So useful!However, as much as Hastrobal and I try, we cannot manage to fit a flask or his corncob pipe in either the side or back pockets. ...
Drake Studebake The parental martyrdom belt is mine!
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When guests come to see me and the baby, my lovely wife likes to take every possible opportunity to verbally undermine the great sacrifices I make for the family. People will point out how tired we look, ...
Drake Studebake Drake Studebake has been nominated by some random jackass for Hottest Daddy blogger. If I win this, I'll start smoking. Please vote for me (NB: you have to sign up, which I likely wouldn't do for you.)
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Drake Studebake And the second Oh Shit I'm a Dad Appreciation Award © goes to MacDad for the best advice a man can possibly receive in life
Oh Shit, I'm a Dad: Great fatherhood advice – MacDad winner of second Oh Shit, I'm a Dad Appreciatio
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Thanks to MacDad of MacFamilyUnit for the best advice a man can possibly receive in life. MacDad wrote in response to my fear of losing my existential crises.Here is MacDad's advice:"I'm 4 months in and I have worked out a portfolio of solutions to this challenge.1. ...
Drake Studebake Throckmorton and Drake discover why Britain is Great when they discover a whisky tasting trolley in the local grocery store
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It is true that I, Drake Studebake, of considerable shuttlecock fame and fortune, am but an immigrant in this blowy rather superfluous island of Britain. And it is also true that I will never leave. Small ...
Drake Studebake Having a baby makes one realize that sanity, dignity and hair are utterly dispensable.
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I've lost my dignity and I've lost my sanity. Now I'm losing the rest.I was sitting in the living room with Hastrobal this morning debating whether Dostoevsky or Tolstoy had more influence on 20th century literature when my lovely wife strolled in. ...
Drake Studebake I've gone completely insane
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I ran into my neighbor walking out of my building this morning. She asked how everything was going and I updated her on Throckmorton’s latest shit.“I hope he isn’t keeping you up at night.” I continued.“Well, no, he isn’t. ...
Drake Studebake Conversation over. Do you have any idea what is happening in the world?
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My lovely wife, a.k.a the omnipotent Chairwoman and sole member of the Parental Planning Committee, and I recently had the rare pleasure of sharing uninterrupted dinners for two consecutive evenings.In ...
Drake Studebake The great debate in Castle Studebake: wake him up to change him or let him marinate?
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Castle Studebake is abuzz. My feudal subjects have dropped their badminton racquets, allowed their nets to sag, and taken up the great debate; namely, when a sleeping Hastrobal shits, should he be changed ...
Drake Studebake describes the fine art of getting out of diaper changing duties. A must read for dads to be.
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Little Kikuchiyo spent the past twelve hours screaming at the top of his lungs. Great joy. I'm quite sure he was detailing the 10,000 reasons he respects and adores me, but my lovely wife wasn't convinced (the exclusivity of the father-son bond reigns). ...
