
What's the big deal about giving up smoking? Take me dad, he smoked 40 a day for 25 years and stopped just like that. He was dead, mind.. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

These fare rises are a disgrace. They should be ashamed of themselves. I don't pay because I use the bendy bus,but it's the principle innit?. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

The long awaited Aberdeen bypass will finally go ahead. If only they could bypass Cumbernauld too.. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

Drunk drivers could have their cars crushed or sold by the courts in a major festive blitz. Well, that is festive.. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

Evdience of killer Asian ladybirds has been found in Glasgow. They should blend right in.. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

After Tweeting meaningless garbage to his mum's million followers, Gordon Brown's young son is tipped to follow in his father's footsteps.. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

Justin Lee Collins talking through a cone will greet arrivals at Bristol Airport. Eco-warriors hailed this attempt at deterring air travel.. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

Scotland has won £400m from the National Lottery. The money will be spent on building schools and a pimped up limo with champagne jacuzzi.. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

New from LBUG blogs: Christian Bale update: Newsflash - it seems that our flouncy Welsh friend is determined to prove... http://bit.ly/MOjGM. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

New from LBUG blogs: Brand, Baillie and the BBC: I've been waiting for that fop haired flop Russell Brand to strike a... http://bit.ly/f3uDB. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

Following Andre Agassi's shock crystal meth confession, Tim Henman has finally broken his silence over his own Vimto abuse issues.. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

Alex Ferguson is supporting a plan to help 7 year olds get work skills as he demonstrated by sulking during the Liverpool v Man U game.. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

The man who punched Leona Lewis was not fit to attend court. He must also answer the more serious charge of not punching Simon Cowell.. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter

George Burley is hoping to tempt more English talent to defect to Scotland. The SFA are looking for Scots roots of the Liverpool beach ball.. Posted by @lbugtv on Twitter






