Lord Matt Borg
A digital personality with a life (and following) of it's own.
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We are everywhere. Even in the beer.
November 11th 11:30 am GMT+0000

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The Borg Get EverywhereCreated about 10 months ago
Borg StuffsCreated about 10 months ago
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Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: RT @seoborg: Borg #SEO Tip 15: Make sure you clearly link like to like. This is good for usrs and engines alike.
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Humans can resist anything but temptation and assimilation.
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: RT @lordmatt: If #Leapfish were wise they'd pay attention to how MySpace sell things
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Borg scans indicate that 56% of doctors grow big with jokes
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Borg scans indicate that 76% of Elvis clones would make good blonds
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Next human please.
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: We are everywhere. Even in your pocket.
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Assimilation - who needs free-will anyway?
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: We are everywhere. Even in your geeks.
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Resistance is futile. Your motherboards as they have been are over.
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Borg scans indicate that 9% of keyboards missunderstand motherboards
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: We deny all knowledge of the phones and the jokes - it was not us!
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Next life form please.
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Borg scans indicate that 30% of cows are unhappy with their blonds
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: This unit is not aware of any specific disruptions in spacetime at nexus point 001-249-559-402.
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Error: Borg System Failure Press the "Adapt Now" Button to Continue
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Borg scans indicate that 66% of zippers use turnip tops
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Is your cups feeling blue? You need Assimilation! It's new!
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: We are everywhere. Even in your fridge.
Lord Matt Borg
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Borg scans indicate that 30% of boots smell like zen books
Lord Matt Borg
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Why use keyboards when you can use pants?
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Borg Error 61326: women not ready. Assimilate humans while waiting for repair drone.
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Borg scans indicate that 43% of cows missunderstand tweeple
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Resistance is futile.
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Borg scans indicate that 48% of flags lick turnip tops
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: RT @seoborg: Borg #SEO Tip 15: Make sure you clearly link like to like. This is good for usrs and engines alike.
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Borg scans indicate that 85% of women look like jokes
Lord Matt Borg
lordmattborg: Borg scans indicate that 95% of pants use sheep