Luke Hales' column
So ... I write a column. And apparently you've heard of it. So ... wanna be my fan or something? No big deal, you know, whatever.
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Affiliation:
The Baytown Sun
Location:
Baytown, TX, 77520
Phone:
2814228302
 
Bernice Comisky Jackson

Bernice Comisky Jackson Luke? Whas up?

December 16, 2009 at 7:05pm · Report
Natalie Annette Blumrick

Natalie Annette Blumrick Luuuke??? Vagabondage improve troupe Luke??? Is it true? Have I found you?

December 16, 2009 at 4:23pm · Report
Luke Hales' column

Luke Hales' column You can't always get what you want ... :

http://DF11.baytownsun.com/story/48644

But if you try sometimes, you just might find ... you get whatcha need.

Luke Hales' column

Luke Hales' column The race is on! If I can get 200 fans by New Year's Day, I will be giving away two prizes: one to the 200th fan, and one to a random choice from my fan list. We're not talking a car or anything. But it will be cool, I assure you. It's been a while since I engaged in any shameless self-promotion, so don't judge. Okay, judge a little. Whatever.

December 5, 2009 at 9:36am
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Luke Hales' column
I love this game.

So ... whatcha got?
December 7, 2009 at 3:56pm
Jennifer
Jennifer
Let's see...where to begin? I've got roughly 20+ years worth of stories.
December 9, 2009 at 1:42pm
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Luke Hales' column Santa Claus: An analysis of logistics and methods:

http://www.baytownsun.com/story/48564

I took a short vacation, with Thanksgiving and hunting down a convict and all. Hope everybody had a good Turkey Day.

Jenny
Jenny
So glad you are back!!!!! Love your articles.
December 4, 2009 at 12:13pm
Jason Martin
Jason Martin
You might be interested in this, just don't show it to The Boy.
http://www.daclarke.org/Humour/santa.html
December 4, 2009 at 12:16pm
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Luke Hales' column
Jason: That site does confirm some of my calculations. Actually, it makes my wild guesses make sense. But, like I said, the factor missing in all those nay-sayers' equations is belief. That's what makes all the solutions make sense.
December 5, 2009 at 9:34am
Luke Hales' column

Luke Hales' column All right, now I'm officially caught up. Time to go forget to post again for a week or so ...

A serious wake-up call:
http://baytownsun.com/story/48246

Rachel McWhirter
November 24, 2009 at 11:42am
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Luke Hales' column
Thanks, y'all. I'm still going through the same ol' rough stuff, but it's good to know I've got help.
And nice people who pay compliments.
December 4, 2009 at 11:34am
Luke Hales' column

Luke Hales' column So ... been kind of busy lately, what with all the stuff going on ... and stuff.
Here's the latest.

What's behind the mask
http://baytownsun.com/story/48032

Falling in head-first:
http://baytownsun.com/story/48119

Thanks for reading. I apologize for the lack of regular updates. I'll try to be good, I swear.

Luke Hales' column
Luke Hales' column
Lily ... the only copy I have is on a tape from when I did Walton and Johnson about 7 years ago. I'm kind of swamped right now, but as soon as I can I'll find a way to get you a copy.
November 12, 2009 at 9:36am
Lily Morgan Baldwin
Lily Morgan Baldwin
Luke, sweetie...I know you're workin' like a dog...I have always uinderstood you....always your friend...never gaga...juuuuuuussssssttttttt jokin!
November 12, 2009 at 6:52pm
Amy

Amy I love your column! You are hilarious and it's a small tidbit in my day to make me laugh! Keep up the good work!

November 11, 2009 at 10:02am · Report
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Luke Hales' column The truth is out there:
http://baytownsun.com/story/47966

It's time you all knew the truth behind UFOs, the secret world rulers, and Michael Jackson. I have to hurry. They're coming for me.

Jennifer
Jennifer
You crack me up!
October 27, 2009 at 6:32am
Jim Sanders
Jim Sanders
You can't handle the truth.
October 27, 2009 at 7:38pm
Barbara Deanda Pugh
Barbara Deanda Pugh
Jim, If the boy only knew.....hahahahha
October 28, 2009 at 3:43pm
Luke Hales' column

Luke Hales' column Because it's never too early for Halloween ...

How not to be killed by an axe murderer:
http://baytownsun.com/story/47895

A side of brains, please:
http://baytownsun.com/story/47854

I apologize for not posting these in a regular fashion lately. I've been having some computer issues. Enjoy. Or don't. Whichever.

Maegan Carnew
Maegan Carnew
I read How not to be killed by an axe murderer... it made me laugh... a lot...
October 25, 2009 at 2:16pm
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Luke Hales' column
i am glad. this was the intended purpose :-)
October 27, 2009 at 6:25am
Rachel McWhirter
Rachel McWhirter
yay the reason i got on was to see if your articles were up...
October 30, 2009 at 3:31pm
Charla

Charla Hey Luke...tell the powers that be over at the Sun that they got the voting times wrong. They close at 4:30 this week and not 7.

Luke Hales' column
Luke Hales' column
Yup. We got some calls on that. Oops.
October 25, 2009 at 12:11pm
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Rachel McWhirter
Rachel McWhirter
:snickers: -mmm chocolate!
October 18, 2009 at 6:35pm
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Luke Hales' column Pork, syrup and wine can be hazardous to your health:
http://baytownsun.com/story/47647

Who knew? http://baytownsun.com/story/47647

Nick Brister
Nick Brister
there was an episode of Bones where a guy was put into a barrell of red wine, and some people actually drank some of it at at tasting, but that was murder. bad day for the guy and the people who drank him!!!
October 7, 2009 at 9:17am
Jess Clemmons
Jess Clemmons
And this is why I don't drink red wine...ya never know who fell in it!
October 18, 2009 at 8:10am
Laura Beiderman Craig

Laura Beiderman Craig I've been grey a LONG time--I love your column Luke!

October 4, 2009 at 9:29am · Report
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Luke Hales' column
LOL ... The best part is that I really am going gray, and it was on my mind that day. I love it when columns appear out of personal insecurities.
October 7, 2009 at 7:02am
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Luke Hales' column Another two-for-one week. I'm getting lazy.

May The Force be with you:
http://baytownsun.com/story/47524

I'm going Gray:
http://baytownsun.com/story/47568

Those of you who read me, let me say thank you again. I truly appreciate it, and hope that you find some joy in what I do.

baytownsun.com
Natalie King Whatley
Natalie King Whatley
Loved the "Gray" column :) I am a political junkie...does that mean I have to go "issues" LOL!! UGH...I have to live here :)
October 3, 2009 at 6:55pm
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Luke Hales' column
No, no issues for you. :)
October 7, 2009 at 7:03am