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MC Steinberg I was just simultaneously tased by two unrelated people for two different reasons. I was "in his way" and she "didn't like my face."


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I had a terrifying experience with the genie-esque King Khan and BBQ Show. It was all captured on videotape, and showed on television on NYCTV’s New York Noise. Now it can be seen on the internet.


MC Steinberg I've never been "with" a "lady of the night" before, so whay do I have so many misunderstandings with andry pimps?


MC Steinberg I spent four hot days lost in the sewers. Not nearly as bad as last time. Although I think I've come down with a case of foot rot.


MC Steinberg I'VE HAD IT! That's the LAST time people on the street talk me into eating lightbulbs. I can tell you're not laughing WITH me!


MC Steinberg Waiting to meet a fellow model boat collector at the chemical plant to trade boats. This is going to be a good night.


MC Steinberg Somebody threw a snake at me today. A living, breathing, slithering snake. I named it Chandler. It bit my face.


MC Steinberg MC Steinberg interviews Woods on New York Noise!
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Watch my interview with Woods on NYCTV’s New York Noise here! (It’s after the commercial and the Beirut video and “the Star Spangled Banner” video.)




MC Steinberg MC Steinberg interviews The Pains of Being Pure At Heart on New York Noise!


MC Steinberg A weird thing happened after I stepped on the firebreather's foot at the carnival. He stabbed me.


MC Steinberg Saturday night! MC Steinberg, We Are The Seahorses, The Delfields, Don Takano and the premiere screening of Steinjive! Come see us at the Kilkenny Alehouse in Newark!
Plus, the premiere screening of Steinjive: The MC Steinberg Motion Picture with comedy from Steinjive director Don Takano!
Location:Kilkenny Alehouse
Time:8:00PM Saturday, May 30th
MC Steinberg at 10:33pm May 28
Eh, I rarely ever got shot there anymore.


MC Steinberg Somebody threw one of those Xena disc things at my face today. And it wasn't even Xena!


MC Steinberg Is it safe to eat a bucket of sand? I'm being offered $3 to do so, but I've got a weird feeling about it. It is $3, though...
MC Steinberg at 2:39pm May 21
Sand.
MC Steinberg at 12:52am May 28
No, it was from a demolished hospital. I guess that makes it dust, then. I just assumed that it was sand, because the broken pieces of syringe looked like regular old glass.


MC Steinberg This happened again:
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http://www.steinjive.com MC Steinberg's got a big show on a night where he gets fired from his job at the dollar store, evicted from his apartment for starting a simultaneous fire/flood, and his addiction to peyote!!


MC Steinberg I accidentaly took a nap in a dumpster...on garbage day! Luckily the garbagemen were nice enough to let me out of the truck after a few hours.


MC Steinberg My pesky little cousin just dropped his tarantula on my face while I was taking my afternoon nap.


MC Steinberg Some guy at the train station just asked me to play russian roulette. It's nice when you make friends with complete strangers.
MC Steinberg at 10:25pm May 14
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT'S WHAT RUSSIAN ROULETTE MEANT! I am not looking forward to Round 2, that's for sure.


MC Steinberg Getting tied to the train tracks by some middle schoolers. It won't be so funny if a train actually--uh oh.


MC Steinberg Though Mom is being tased right now, she still havs the energy to call me a "failure in life." And that's how Mother's Day always ends.
MC Steinberg at 10:11pm May 14
Thanks!


MC Steinberg One week after Mom gets her butter knife privileges back in the cafeteria at the clinic, she stabs a CRNN with...a butter knife.


MC Steinberg Having brunch at the rehab clinic with Mom and her new boyfriend: http://bit.ly/sYzsI


MC Steinberg Off to the Bronx to visit Mom in rehab. Hope she recognizes me this time!


MC Steinberg Tip for Steinbergers: Keep money in your shoe in case you get robbed twice. You save yourself from a beating the second time.


MC Steinberg STEINBERG vs. ALVARO: You be the judge!
Source: mcsteinberg.com
It all started when The Best Show on WFMU’s Associate Producer Mike made a suggestion. I got Rhymefest’s two cents on the matter. It grew into this. Here’s my side, what do you got Alvaro?
Terry at 6:40am June 8
How about you vs. Spike?


















MC Steinberg Is it too early to throw my name out there to be the next king of pop?