
MC Steinberg Mr. Psychiatrist, if the voice I hear is a figment of my imagination, then why is it so mean to me!? Doyyy!

MC Steinberg LIFE LESSON: If you are temporarily or permanently blinded for some reason, assume that everyone is trying to hurt/kill you, and act accordingly!

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MC Steinberg vs Locals 64, 184, and 218 of the AFL-CIO: http://mcsteinberg.com/post/194436372/i- started-a-war-but-i-just-wanted-peace

MC Steinberg Amazing pictures of me via @lisajanepersky at http://lisajaneperskyphoto.com (Galleries > Friends of Tom)!

MC Steinberg Colleges are more lenient with letting you sleep on-campus than high schools are. #homeless

MC Steinberg According to those bullies drinking coffee in front of their office building, it's yell-mean-things-at-Steinberg day.

MC Steinberg LIFE LESSON: If somebody offers to buy you lunch, and puts emphasis on the "sand" in sandwich, don't do it! (Unless you're REALLY hungry.)

MC Steinberg I'm saying this for the last time, because some people don't seem to get it. I am not a paintball target!

MC Steinberg Sorry, rain canceled tonight's show. It will be rescheduled! (Plus, I would have looked stupid performing with this bear trap on my foot.)

MC Steinberg Catch me performing at a bike rally tomorrow night at 8pm with the reunited Cement Shoes! It's on the corner of Main Street & Moore in Hackettstown, NJ!

MC Steinberg This time, the construction workers made me eat drywall. It can't be funny every day.

MC Steinberg Ten years ago, a vagrant chased me into a gazebo, attacked me, and stole my Cool Runnings laserdisc. I have been seeking revenge ever since. I'll go through them all if I have to.

MC Steinberg LIFE LESSON: While jumping onto the subway tracks is a dangerous move, it sure does get you a lot of attention! ;)













