
Stuart Muir hey monsta, your facebook page is so realistic, I call you and you don't respond.......get a job dog

Stuart Muir
monsta.... bro....you see Murphys dad is a friend of yours on your facebook page, you must remember Murphy, he came along after that crazy weekend with Bella. I introduced you to Murphy awhile ago, but to be fair you weren't to keen on him, you almost looked like a stuck up wanker there for a bit.. he looks just like y...ou, stamped your mark-that's what we like to see!!!
I'll see if I can find a photo of Murph and I'll put it on your page,murph- the fruit of your loins....lol...laters bro

Karen Byers Hi Monsta,I was about to introduce you to a friend of mine, Sophie, however she used the C word, you know, Comittment , and I said friends only, so that was that.Say hi to your nana for me.

Chris Lumb Hi Pappy, my mum is threatening to whip my clothes off, you got any ideas on how to avoid this form of torture. your loving son Murf

Chris Lumb Murf says Hi Pappy, your song should be, the dude looks rather lazy bt areosmith

Stuart Muir
we are on a hunt to find monstas "theme" song... put your suggestions here....
what do you think monsta?
um.."I want to know what love is?" forienger?
"under the boardwalk" temptations?
"gangstas paradise?" coolio?
rock ron....

Stuart Muir
monsta, I need a heads up bro, Stellas a bitch-no two ways about it....today she made me fall over on the way out the door! I told her with my foot that, that sucked pretty bad for me, and put her in her kennel with her jacket on which has two belly straps, and a front strap as well... I get home and stella defies boun...daries and has managed to get out of her jacket and chew it up!!
WTF Monsta!!!!?????? what happens when I'm not here????????
you dogs are driving me f*#king nuts, 1 wants a perm, the other basicly tells me to f*#k off right to my face...laters....

MONSTA! wants to rofficially change his name to DOUG!

MONSTA! is getting a perrrrm!

Stuart Muir sup bro? it's getting near hair cut time again... we should clone you and have a farm of Monstas' it'd be mint coz your such a furry wee bastard!!! lol

MONSTA! RMG! I just had the best weekend rever! I got to reep on the rouch, and the bed, and run around in the rass, and riss all over anything I wanted...Oh, and I seriously just about kicked this ralpaccas ass too...I was kinda rired though...from all the pissi

Stuart Muir sup bro...?

Stuart Muir monsta.. great guard dog work bro.. there was another dog in the yard and you did NOTHING!!!! it shaged Stella and still NOTHING!!!! not a bark .......just remind me again what you do for a job?

Jessie HEy MOnsta, heard your mum and dad are trying to pimp Stella out...how do you feel about that, she's your girl ain't she (when she's not being a bitch!) LEts hope she brings home the big bucks so you can get some sweet wheels or pimp out your kennel :)














