
Craig Davis
"Your handholds are magnetic"
Crow: "and if your hands were made of metal that would mean something."
From MST3K the Movie.

Grant McDaniel
"I couldn't help notice you weren't having sex with me..."
- Werewolf

Rob Strickland "What would coach Don Shula do?"

Rob Strickland "Nurse, I died yesterday..."

Cera Lane Does anyone like rifftrax????

Paul Johnson "Sandy Frank,Sandy Frank-He's the source of all our pain!"

Jakub Zelazny 'my name is Pleasense and im funkee!` - pumaman

David
From episode #201, Crow as Lloyd Bridges to Noah Berry Jr. (Jimmy Rockford's dad)
"Oh, shut up! Ever since we left, all it's been out of you is 'Texas this' and 'Texas that'... Well, listen, bub, I've been to Texas, and it's not all that great!"

Rob Strickland "we have a white trash spill out on old possum junction"

Grant McDaniel
"Oh no, it's Michael Landon. What else can go wrong?"
-- Laserblast

Paul Johnson We've taken the Sears Automotive waiting room and turned it into police headquarters!

Paul Johnson "Couldn't help ya if I wanted to buddy.Gym policy."

Lizzy Ann Malachowski My parents made me watch this show (cuz they said "u can't call ur self a complete SyFy nerd till u watch this.") & now I'm like totaly hooked on this show!!! I watch 1 almost evry day on Netflix channeled through our x-box ^_^
















