
Raynbow Clown and Friends Thanksgiving joke of the day: rules for dieting - Anything consumed from someone else’s plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!)

Raynbow Clown and Friends Very excited this morning - a possibility has opened up for clowning in a foreign country for a month. It may well turn into nothing, but it's still an adrenaline moment ...

Raynbow Clown and Friends Thanksgiving joke of the day - rules for dieting after: Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashed potatoes.

Raynbow Clown and Friends Thanksgiving joke of the day: Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something.

Raynbow Clown and Friends Just got home from the Kids Expo - voice is nearly gone, but 700+ balloon creatures now have good homes :)

Raynbow Clown and Friends Back from the 1st day of the Kids Expo - *very* busy! Other than a 5-minute lunch break, I was twisting balloons nonstop from 10am to 4pm.

Raynbow Clown and Friends Preparing for the Kids Expo *today*! We'll be doing a drawing for a free birthday party (Madison, WI area), so if anybody wants to enter the drawing for their child (but can't make it to the Expo), just add a comment here, and voila, you're entered.

Raynbow Clown and Friends Thanksgiving joke of the day: dieting afterwards: If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

Raynbow Clown and Friends Fighting off the flu, trying to get ready for the Kids Expo this weekend...

Raynbow Clown and Friends Thanksgiving joke of the day: rules for dieting after: Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake. "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee ..."

Raynbow Clown and Friends Thanksgiving joke of the day: rules for dieting afterwards: When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you do not eat more than they do. So, *always* eat out with friends :)

Raynbow Clown and Friends Thanksgiving joke of the day - rules for dieting after: If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.

Raynbow Clown and Friends Thanksgiving Joke of the Day: Rules for dieting after - If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

Raynbow Clown and Friends Thanksgiving Joke of the Day: Signs that you overdid Thanksgiving - Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.









