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I'm going to tell you a secret and then immediately after this post is published you'll probably never hear from me again because I'll be whisked away to a secret location and killed or be forced to undergo extensive plastic surgery and a total identity change. Kurt and I are the same person, muc...

Are you getting the sense that I kind of have a weird boot fixation/fetish going on? Yeah, me too. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.

As the acceptability of hip-hop's glorification of gang violence and ho-slapping seems to be on the decline, an obnoxious and despicable homophobic theme seems to be on the rise, and this is no more evident than in the increased popularization of the phrase "no homo".

Because, apparently, a bunch of you people care about this or something. heh.

Tiffani Thiessen is having a baby, and I badly wanted to make a joke relating it somehow to Screech but, you know, nothing about Screech - or Saved By The Bell, for that matter - was ever funny in the first place, so where do you go from there? Screech sex tape jokes? That's too...

Yesterday, Levi Johnston, baby daddy to Sarah Palin's grandson and current Playgirl centerfold, indicated he is planning on filing for joint custody of his baby with Bristol Palin.

Speaking of photoshopping... Egads.

Sterling Cooper is dead! Long live Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce!Also, the most depressing sight last night was during the AMC promo for all of the cool stuff coming in 2010, including a new season of Mad Men. NEXT SUMMER. After I peeled myself off the floor and wiped the snot off of my face, I fl...